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Where Spambots Come To Masturbate March 01, 2011

Another Ruined Dinner Party by Ray
Sitting lonely in the House of Secrets, sipping amber until the world looks less alive. Reality is too bright, and the l...
April 01, 2011 4 Comments
Subway Journals: Part 7 by Ray
March 31, 2011 1 Comment
Subway Journals: Part 6 by Ray
March 29, 2011 3 Comments
Subway Journals: Part 5 by Ray
March 27, 2011 4 Comments
Subway Journals: Part 4 by Ray
March 26, 2011 3 Comments
Want by Ray
March 25, 2011 2 Comments
Subway Journals: Part 3 by Ray
March 25, 2011 3 Comments
Subway Journals: Part 2 by Ray
March 22, 2011 1 Comment
Rough Landing by Ray
There's a pain you get. Remember when you were a little kid? It's this pain in your ankle, when you jump off something t...
March 20, 2011 2 Comments
Subway Journals: Part 1 by Ray
March 20, 2011 1 Comment
Defeat by Ray
Wrong night, you loud-mouth fuck. I know how big you are, I know how strong you are, I know that you will clean the alle...
March 20, 2011 2 Comments
Time Limit by Ray
He looks good in blood, I'll give him that. I don't like the son of a bitch--might even be safe to say I hate him--b...
March 15, 2011 1 Comment
Found by Ray
I'm quick to make up traditions, and one that I've taken a shining to is Kim's birthday story. Each year, she picks out ...
March 09, 2011
More Good Stuff by Ray
It's been a while since we've done any sort of music review around here, and it's mostly because I can't remember what ...
March 08, 2011 2 Comments
Another Rejected Business School Application by Ray
Smile. Smile, motherfucker, and act like you don't know about the hammer behind my back, act like you don't hear my foot...
March 06, 2011 2 Comments
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Finally by Ray
Sorry about the wait for the Quotes, kids. Still working on getting moved in: unpacking boxes, organizing stuff, masturb...
March 06, 2011 1 Comment
Excuses, Excuses. by Ray
So you might have noticed that this issue is a little late. And maybe how you noticed that last month, even though it wa...
March 04, 2011


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