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Just Because You Eat It Doesn't Mean It's Food January 01, 2011

Bad Poetry In Under A Minute: Dammit by Ray
You don't understand, and there's no way I should expect you to. So here: It is not my language, it isn't even my word...
January 29, 2011
Childhood Superstitions by Ray
"Tell me something," I tell her. "Something?" "Anything." I turn my head to look at her, and as I do, I hear the ...
January 18, 2011
That One Night Of Life by Ray
On the phone tonight, I hear, "You gotta listen to this--totally like a Batcave-night song." Made me remember: The Ba...
January 16, 2011
It's Like Writing by Ray
You look around, right? Search through old files, skim through internet pages, whatever. Grab your phone and scroll thr...
January 14, 2011
Gifted by Ray
So you're what? The guy? The recording guy? [Documentarion.] Documentarion. Fancy. You make that title up yourself?...
January 12, 2011 2 Comments
Random Babbling by Ray
I wanted to write something, something awesome and life-changing. Or at least post-worthy. But I got all tied up doing o...
January 06, 2011
Traffic by Ray
So where are we at, the fourth? About half a week into the new year? I kind of hate January, because all the real holid...
January 04, 2011 2 Comments
g'nigh by Ray
well hey, we could hurt people, right? i mean, you're here and i'm here and we both been drinking and cursing and ...
January 03, 2011
I Noticed Something... by Ray
January 03, 2011
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Right On Time! by Ray
You might have noticed there were no FOTM Quotes last month. If you did, it's probably because you're one of those peopl...
January 01, 2011
Twenty Eleven--The Year My Liver Finally Leaves Me For Another Man by Ray
Happy New Year, everybody. I hope it's going good for you so far. Mine isn't too bad at all. I managed to walk that ...
January 01, 2011


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