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Giving Your STDs Cute Nicknames Doesn't Make 'Em Adorable August 01, 2010

Twitter Review: Neverending Story by Ray
Hey there, everyone. How's it going? Pretty great, I hope. Hey, listen, have you heard about this internet thing? Twitte...
August 30, 2010
It Also Wants Tacos by Ray
August 30, 2010
So Far by Ray
One of my writing friends recently asked me to write something for his 'zine. I'm an ego whore, so I immediately agreed....
August 23, 2010
Should've Known What They Can't Unknow Now by Jesse
Windows burning brightly a million yards are one and his face is streaked in reckless shadow. streams of unwound futu...
August 19, 2010
Action Aware Always Ever-After by Jesse
Blazing slowness. Tremors. Unbidden. Rebellious muscle. Lengthened tendon. Flame-licked wind-pipe and stinging sweat ...
August 19, 2010
Some Pictures by Ray
Okay. Maybe my brain isn't firing on all cylinders right now. It has been a long weekend, and I don't get over brain dam...
August 16, 2010 5 Comments
i will only die a million times for you by Ray
It's eight empty bookshelves and some self-righteous bitch bragging about how fast she reads. <br /> A pack of unsmoke...
August 14, 2010 1 Comment
Hateweek Lives, 2010 by Trey
Hate Week already? Hot damn! Time for old Uncle Sticky Pants to pull you up on his lap and tell you how the world real...
August 13, 2010 5 Comments
Goodbye, Hate Week 2010 by Ray
So it's time to wind down another Hate Week. Frankly, I don't mind that it's over. I find that the best way for me to g...
August 13, 2010
Here's A Picture For Hate Week by Ray
Usually I spend a lot more time preparing for Hate Week. Promotional postcards, posters, or spray-painted goats. This ye...
August 11, 2010
Hate Week: Still Raging by Ray
It has passed that time of night. I set myself a limit. If I'm still sitting here with a blank page in front of me when ...
August 11, 2010
I'll Show You Mine... by Ray
I couldn't think of anything good to write, but then I remembered I drew this picture of a guy holding his penis. His pe...
August 10, 2010
A Quick Video For Hate Week by Ray
The other day, one of my coworkers made this note card for another coworker. Working with a bunch of females is perfect ...
August 10, 2010
Hate Week Running by Ray
Writing a post about running during Hate Week is pretty much the easiest thing in the world for me. Because I am not goo...
August 09, 2010
Hate Week Trials by Ray
I don't really have a motto, nor do I have words that I live by. But one thing I do have is the constant feeling of Karm...
August 07, 2010 1 Comment
Look Who's Back. Hate Week by Ray
It's August 6th, which means a couple things. One, that I haven't posted nearly as often as I'd hoped. Two, that Hate We...
August 06, 2010
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Not Very Many (Again) by Ray
It should not surprise you at all that I don't have very many Quotes. I am a slacker, which means that I slack. Here's w...
August 02, 2010
Happy August by Ray
Hi there. How's it going? Pretty good, I hope. So, I don't know if you noticed or not, but it's August. August...
August 01, 2010 7 Comments


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