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Because This Thing Ain't Gonna Lick Itself June 01, 2010

Happy Valentine's Day by Ray
how many gorillas do i have to smash before i finally save the girl? i don't want to be a part of your world, i real...
June 30, 2010
Like Musical Chairs, But With Words by Ray
I spent a lot of time writing this post the other night, but I made the rookie mistake of trying to post it before savin...
June 28, 2010 1 Comment
Owl Cat UPDATED by Ray
Do you ever do something incredibly stupid, but you still find it hilarious? I just spent five minutes making the worst ...
June 26, 2010 2 Comments
Laughing At A Guy In A Wheelchair Has Never Been So Fun by Ray
I know I need to post more, but right now I'm listening to Eminem's new album, and I just want to type whatever while th...
June 23, 2010 2 Comments
Captain Of A Sinking Ship by Ray
June 21, 2010 1 Comment
You, Too, Can Be The Proud Owner Of Raw Dog by Ray
At one point, I mentioned a quickly thrown together book I was working on called Raw Dog. It seems like it was just the ...
June 21, 2010 2 Comments
Childhood Poison by Ray
Under the best of conditions, I generally don't take care of myself very well. I try, sometimes. There will be weeks at...
June 19, 2010 3 Comments
More Good Stuff by Ray
It's been a while since we did a music post, mostly because Trey was doing it, and he and his lovely bride recently rep...
June 15, 2010
You Should Probably Watch This by Ray
Do you guys remember back in the old days, when cartoons were awesome instead of just stupid bullshit and flashing image...
June 12, 2010
And The Dog Won't Turn Off The TV by Ray
The sun breaks over the horizon, and even to our sore eyes, it's treasure. <br /> <br /> Another day, we've lived t...
June 07, 2010
The Sweetest Dream by Ray
"You think we're gonna be okay?" I look at her, and I wonder how she can ask something like that. You know that expre...
June 07, 2010
Saggy, But Efficient by Ray
I woke up this morning at 4:30. This was not on purpose, and I tried for half an hour to remedy the situation. Appar...
June 03, 2010 3 Comments
First Of The Month Quotes: Iphone People by Ray
At first, I thought it was my fault. But I soon realized it was not, mostly because I hate accepting blame. Instead, I b...
June 01, 2010
There Is A Bug And A Cleaver Named After This Month by Ray
I have so many pens in my pen holder right now, and I don't know where they came from. I know that's not too exciting, b...
June 01, 2010


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