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More Dangerous Than Bran Before Bedtime November 01, 2009

Eat Me, Reviewed by Ray
So...Thanksgiving is over, you're settling back into your routine, getting ready for the work week, whatever. Not compl...
November 30, 2009 2 Comments
Just Another Love Song by Ray
Her tears, that's what I can't get over. Who was it, Jerry Seinfield that made that joke? About how if all women had to...
November 27, 2009 3 Comments
Thinking Of Thanking by Ray
Technically, it is Thanksgiving here in Austin, Texas. Not many people eating turkey yet, I don't think, because it's li...
November 26, 2009 2 Comments
Radio Star (Video, Please Don't Kill Me) by Ray
Okay, holy crap you guys. You wouldn't believe how pumped up I am right now. You know how a while back I wrote a test fo...
November 24, 2009 4 Comments
Degenerates Cover by Ray
I spent a rather large portion of my weekend proofreading stories for my next book, and I think it might be taking its t...
November 23, 2009 2 Comments
Ray's Planned Parenthood PSA by Ray
I was walking around in Target tonight, looking at toys and thinking about my Christmas list. And I realized something-...
November 22, 2009
Bad Mood by Ray
The thing is, I was in a good mood. The day began, and I didn't feel too upset by that. The day continued on, and while...
November 20, 2009
Friendship, Skinned by Ray
Tell me what we're talkin', Because you need to know as much as I do. ...
November 14, 2009 2 Comments
Lucky Punch by Kenne
Lucky Punch I'm standing here, squared off with my mortal enemy. That's a bit of a stretch, he's just some jackas...
November 12, 2009 1 Comment
Bird and the Bedrock (Canary pt. 2) by Kenne
Birds and Bedrock Dr. Juliet Rose Galena wasn't at all the kindly maternal figure once she was inside her O.R. It's ...
November 12, 2009 1 Comment
Tweety and Rose (Canary Pt. 1) by Kenne
November 12, 2009
The Aaron Tippin Moment Test by Ray
Pretty much my favorite thing about weekdays is The Charlie Hodge Halftime Show. I stumbled onto the show when I first ...
November 12, 2009 2 Comments
Fisticuffs by Ray
It's like looking into a mirror. One that doesn't show your physical self, but your insides. Not like organs and black ...
November 11, 2009 2 Comments
Update...Kind Of by Ray
Back in August, I began compiling stories for a book. I even started writing a post about it, talking about how I knew i...
November 11, 2009
Dripping Clouds by Ray
"Sending a kid. This is a low blow. You know that, right?" He shrugs his shoulders and rolls his eyes just a bit, a m...
November 09, 2009 4 Comments
Pictures From Home by Ray
Here are some pictures I took on my recent trip to my home town: ...
November 08, 2009 2 Comments
My Mind Wandered, And You Loved It by Ray
The other day, I'm driving down the street, like I do, and I hear a song. Something about it catches my ear, so I strain...
November 07, 2009 11 Comments
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Gathered Intel by Ray
So I was all excited about FOTM Quotes this month, because I have meticulously written down or typed all the messed up s...
November 05, 2009
It Looks Kind Of Like A Turkey Neck by Ray
So you might have noticed that I'm a running a little late this month. Well, I'm back from vacation now, and since I'm n...
November 05, 2009 2 Comments


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