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We're The Guys Who Ask Chris Hansen To Take A Seat Right There October 01, 2009

Bee Are Bee by Ray
This news would be much more striking if I'd been posting every day, but I'm going to be out of town for a few days, so ...
October 29, 2009 1 Comment
Buy This Book (Book Review: Overqualified) by Ray
I was going to start this review out with something witty, maybe something a little dirty. Something like, "Reading Joe...
October 26, 2009
I've Been Thinking About The World... by Ray
October 26, 2009 2 Comments
Baconiffic! by Ray
Nothing incendiary tonight, kids....
October 25, 2009 5 Comments
Which Is Why I Do Everything, These Days by Ray
I did this with cropped screenshots for no particular reason at all: ...
October 22, 2009
She Walked In Part 11 by Ray
In the movies, this is where it the guy would lean forward and begin mumbling, and the audience would be left out. Then...
October 21, 2009 2 Comments
"Meet Me In The Woodshed" by Charlie Mine
By Grandpa Charlie Yep, once again, Ray, you have <a href="http://thestrangelands.com/getStory.php?storyIndex=1848"ta...
October 19, 2009 3 Comments
A Hug From Grandmother Ray by Ray
I have a secret for you, and you won't like it and neither will I. But the deal is, there is no deal. The thing is, yo...
October 18, 2009 2 Comments
Punctuation Prayer by Ray
I have a camera in my phone, and I use it to take all sorts of mundane pictures every day. So there really should be a p...
October 17, 2009 3 Comments
Something To Lie About by Ray
"What do you want?" I ask. "You bastard!" She screams. "You asshole!" My phone, it's a piece of crap, some puke-yello...
October 17, 2009
You Wanna Talk by Ray
You wanna talk, le's talk, come on, le's get...it...ON! ...
October 13, 2009 3 Comments
Fourth Time's A Charm by Ray
I just now got brave enough to post this. I've almost posted it three times before. Each time, I write a little intro fo...
October 09, 2009 11 Comments
Oh, Yeah? Prove It. by Ray
October 07, 2009
A Toast by Ray
He slams the shot glass down so hard that it sounds like a firecracker. But it doesn't break. You gotta tilt it a littl...
October 05, 2009 2 Comments
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Blood Sacrifice by Ray
Here's something you might not know: Any time you have blood taped to your desk, you're going to lose the argument. Any...
October 02, 2009 6 Comments
Boo! Seriously, Though. Boo. by Ray
Here we are, in October. Are you enjoying it? I hope so. I'm a little angry about it, to tell you the truth. I know I...
October 01, 2009 2 Comments


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