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Like Swine Flu, But With Less Overblown Paranoia And More Pig F***ing September 01, 2009

The Key To Life by Ray
September 28, 2009 2 Comments
Ray's Chorizo Adventure by Ray
I had to go to the supermarket today to pick up some stuff. While I was there, I got transfixed by the various meats i...
September 27, 2009 7 Comments
No Hero by Ray
"You know, I always thought I'd be more." "More? Like what?" "I don't know. Like, I thought that one day, I'd do so...
September 26, 2009
Broken Love by Ray
She keeps asking why, and I wish she would stop. Why why why? And I don't have an answer for her. Not a good one, anywa...
September 25, 2009 1 Comment
All This For A Question by Ray
I'm not a big fan of getting haircuts. The last time I went to get one was just before my job interview. I took the lit...
September 24, 2009 9 Comments
Day Job by Ray
The ice-cold gin settles in, washing my insides like a cool spring rain at the end of a dusty day <br /> and i...
September 22, 2009 5 Comments
Trust Me by Ray
September 20, 2009 1 Comment
Websites: Plotbot And Library Thing by Ray
I woke up early this morning. Determined. I had a plan. I went to bed early on a Friday night specifically so I could wa...
September 20, 2009 6 Comments
The Solution by Ray
So I don't guess I've ever gotten around to telling you guys what my job is. I work at a print shop. Kind of. Actually,...
September 17, 2009 4 Comments
Scroll Down To Skip The Whining by Ray
If you're a regular reader, you might assume that I write about pretty much everything that goes on in my life, no matt...
September 13, 2009 11 Comments
Just So You Know by Ray
I still remember. ...
September 11, 2009
Party Stalker by Ray
He keeps telling me he'll do it. He keeps telling us all. I'll do it, I'll do it! I'm crazy! Over and over again, any...
September 10, 2009 1 Comment
Pictures Of Things by Ray
Hey gang, how's your Labor Day weekend going? Good? Good, I hope. I sat around all day today, not really getting anythin...
September 07, 2009 6 Comments
6 P.M. Friday by Ray
The anger doesn't last, and for just a moment, that feels like the worst part--that I don't get to hold on to the anger...
September 06, 2009 4 Comments
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: No Apologies by Ray
This is the space I would generally use to apologize for the scarcity of First-Of-The-Month Quotes. But screw it. I'm bu...
September 01, 2009 2 Comments
Good Ole September by Ray
You might have noticed it is September. I used to mark the month of September with the cooling temperatures, the beginni...
September 01, 2009


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