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Spankings Only Make Us More Powerful June 01, 2009

R.I.P. And F.U., M.J. by Ray
You probably didn't know this, ...
June 26, 2009 8 Comments
What Has Two Thumbs And A Job? by Ray
June 25, 2009 3 Comments
A Snippet Of My Day Via Text Message--Interview by Ray
June 24, 2009
Felt by Ray
The bad part is, like the really shit thing, is that people don't understand. Which means they don't believe. You ca...
June 23, 2009 5 Comments
Or So The Thinking Goes... by Ray
oh. ...
June 22, 2009 2 Comments
Father's Day by Ray
Happy Father's Day to all of you dads out there--way to not be smart enough to wrap that shit up, or at least pull out. ...
June 22, 2009 1 Comment
3 A.M. Pep Talk by Ray
The thing is, it's 3:30 in the morning, and I've been staring at this computer for about sixteen hours now. The thing i...
June 19, 2009 3 Comments
Pink Towel by Ray
A while back, I did a picture strip thi...
June 18, 2009
Excuses And Pictures by Ray
So...been a while, huh? Believe it or not, I actually have legit reasons for my absence and lack of posts. And, no, i...
June 16, 2009 3 Comments
Notorious by Ray
My mom once asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I was eleven years old at the time, and we were driving throu...
June 09, 2009
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 by Ray
I? We or us? Did you see? Did you lie, too? Take away your lost soul. Find mine. Dirty tears. Drink, drink, drink. D...
June 08, 2009 1 Comment
best buy by Ray
I'll sell you my soul for ...
June 08, 2009
Portly News by Ray
This isn't a new Portly Boy story, so if that's what you were expecting, you're out of luck. This is a post telling you ...
June 07, 2009 4 Comments
Twitter by Ray
I was recently trying to describe to some of my family what Twitter was about and why people are going all crazy about i...
June 06, 2009 2 Comments
Three Words: Dragon. Cock. Dildos. by Ray
Don't ask me how, but the other night, I came across a w...
June 06, 2009 1 Comment
Fun With Math by Ray
So classes have started, and this was my first week of summer school. I'm only taking two classes, and then I'll be fini...
June 05, 2009
Heck Yeah, I Am by Ray
During my morning ritual of looking through the ads on craigslist, I c...
June 04, 2009 1 Comment
Bed Time by Ray
Uhg. You know what's stupid? Going to bed early. I hate it. I looked at the clock a while ago, and I thought to myself,...
June 02, 2009
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Dirty Is Relative by Ray
I don't know what the hell I was doing at my desk through the month of May, but it was obviously disgusting. My calendar...
June 01, 2009 3 Comments
Say Goodbye To A Dry Ass-Crack by Ray
So...June. This is the month when life in Austin pretty much starts to suck nads. Everything is hot and wet--not like a...
June 01, 2009 2 Comments


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