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Pee In This Cup May 01, 2009

Proposal by Ray
As long as you look at me like ...
May 31, 2009
Political Pep Talk by Ray
It's midnight, I'm hot, and my air conditioner doesn't work. I blame Obama for the broken air conditioner. Since befo...
May 28, 2009 5 Comments
Park Bench by Ray
Usually, I would just link back to this original post, but when I finally tracked it down tonight, I saw that it was all...
May 25, 2009 3 Comments
Justified Solace by Ray
I hate this place. I hate it. What a bunch of freaks. With their hate disguised as love, and their disgust disgu...
May 20, 2009
Not Worth It by Ray
For a recent story, I needed to know how long it took to perform an abortion. I meant the medical procedure, but that's ...
May 18, 2009 1 Comment
Lost In Thought by Ray
I wrote this a while back. Probably last weeks sometime, I don't know. I didn't post it at the time because I thought th...
May 16, 2009
Beyond Casual by Ray
Darren sits on the cement steps in front of his house, and to the casual observer, he looks the same as he always does ...
May 15, 2009
Thank You, Julia Dales by Ray
There are a lot of things in life that I need more of. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Dollars. Elastic pants. You know w...
May 14, 2009 3 Comments
Bad News (Portly Boy pt. 72) by Ray
"I need a favor." "I told you," Mandy said, "There is no way I'm doing that." I felt a familiar stirring in my crot...
May 13, 2009
Stick It by Ray
I was looking at a Batman comic today--a collection from the 30's and 40's, when he was brand new--and realized that al...
May 12, 2009 6 Comments
Do Robots Dream Of The Electric Boogaloo? by Ray
May 08, 2009 1 Comment
Broken by Ray
"I don't..." The tears make it hard to form a complete sentence. Well, not so much the tears, but the sobbing, the runn...
May 06, 2009 3 Comments
Insect by James
May 04, 2009 1 Comment
Monitors and Dragons by James
Sweltering, we had always been looking in that direction together. Joined parallel somehow askance, we wer...
May 04, 2009
2% Milk by Ray
Don't... ...
May 02, 2009 3 Comments
She Walked In Part 10 by Trey
<center><i>This is a continuation of an ongoing story started years ago. To see the previous chapter and links to all th...
May 01, 2009
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: This Is More Like It by Ray
Remember last month when we didn't have any First Of The Month Quotes? That sucked. We don't have that problem this mont...
May 01, 2009
You Swine! by Trey
If you're reading this, congratulations. The Swine Flu hasn't killed you yet. Neither has the Avian Flu. Nor SARS. No...
May 01, 2009 5 Comments
It's Not An Excuse, It's News by Ray
Welcome to May, everybody. Be honest--you weren't sure if I was gonna make it, were you? Well, here I am, and here yo...
May 01, 2009 3 Comments


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