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That Pot At The End Of The Rainbow Is NOT Filled With Gold March 01, 2009

Pilon by James
At the company I work for, a lot of the people's whose products we sell, they often give us free chtozki sort of things....
April 01, 2009 2 Comments
Spilled Things by Ray
Cheap liquor, greasy in the reflected light, splashed carelessly into a shot glass and pushed over scarred wood, throug...
March 29, 2009
Health Hazards by Ray
"So this is how it's gonna go?" She asks. "This is how you're going to en...
March 29, 2009
Site Update And Other News by Ray
You may have noticed lately that the site has been loading kind of slow. There's a technical reason for this, and Trey e...
March 27, 2009
Talking About The Weather by Ray
I was talking to my sister earlier, and I told her that my princess and I went for a walk yesterday and almost got caug...
March 26, 2009 8 Comments
thePortmobile by Ray
March 25, 2009 2 Comments
myself by me
I encounter fear now. I certainly know the feeling of destruction of heart, of self. I have always been opened up to the...
March 24, 2009
Thirst by Jesse
Imagine if you will, a glass of water as if you were very young so that that glass and that water were new, keen thin...
March 24, 2009 3 Comments
This is Madness by Jesse
<pre>Have you ever felt Nothing? I mean really waking up and reaching out and feeling nothing there between your fing...
March 24, 2009 5 Comments
Experiments In Energy Vol. 3: Rockstar Energy Drink by Ray
March 23, 2009 10 Comments
Spring Break by Ray
You may have noticed that I haven't been posting much lately in the last week. Spring Break. Usually, this break mean...
March 22, 2009 2 Comments
Tanabata by James
She walked the earth with the undue consideration of a Brahman priest. She believed in certain gods for the sh...
March 22, 2009
Degus (Authors note: this is fiction), by James
March 17, 2009 11 Comments
Death Of A Team Member (Portly Boy pt. 71) by Ray
March 16, 2009 3 Comments
Quote from Co-worker: by James
So, you remember my friend I told you about who was shot by that midget in a van with a bee-bee gun while he was riding ...
March 16, 2009 1 Comment
A Snippet Of My Day, Via Tex by Ray
March 15, 2009
Turtle...Top Hat...Sword... by Ray
Towards the end of last year, a friend of mine began harping on me because I wasn't writing as much on The Strangelands ...
March 12, 2009 9 Comments
Truth In Murder by Ray
March 10, 2009 5 Comments
Change Your Clock by Ray
God help you if you're relying on me to keep you from messing up, but don't forget to change your clock, if you live in ...
March 09, 2009
Lame-Ass Movie Review: The Watchmen by Ray
I went and watched the movie Watchmen yesterday. I was trying to be responsible and watch my online lectures, but the p...
March 08, 2009 5 Comments
Because Friends Pass Out by Ray
Hey man, what's up, what's goin' on? What, as they say, are the haps? You don't know and neither do I, and as much as...
March 05, 2009
Trying To Bore Myself Sleepy by Ray
March 04, 2009 2 Comments
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Good Times by Ray
Typing out First-Of-The-Month Quotes makes me happy. It's easy, because the stuff is already written down, so I don't ha...
March 01, 2009 2 Comments
Well, At Least We Get To Drown Our Sorrows In Booze by Ray
So March, huh? I don't have a lot to say about March, really. I mean, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't kind of glad it's...
March 01, 2009 2 Comments


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