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Turning Five: We’ll Be The Drunkest Kids In Kindergarten February 01, 2009

A Single Night by Ray
I hear the music before I open the door to the building. Shit. "Hey!" he yells from his bedroom. "No, dude. ...
February 28, 2009
Will Work For Purell by Ray
I mentioned a while back that I was going to try to write something for each section this month. I thought the difficul...
February 28, 2009 4 Comments
Greed by paddy Paddy
It started out innocently enough. Always does. Kids of a certain age, the start to fool around with each other. Always ...
February 27, 2009 1 Comment
5 Years by Trey
God help me. My guts are churning and I can barely breath. Apparently the cheap ass generic cold medicine I'm snorting ...
February 26, 2009 1 Comment
Flowers For Natalie by Ray
I wrote this story for an internet friend. Her birthday is coming up, and I let her pick three words and/or phrases to i...
February 25, 2009 5 Comments
Unacceptable Risk by Ray
On my way home from school, I was going to stop and get the mail. I was listening to a mix CD I made like ten years ago,...
February 23, 2009 3 Comments
A Snippet Of My Day, Via Text by Ray
February 19, 2009 1 Comment
Slightly Bitter by Ray
One a.m. rolls around and memories roll in, and whiskey rolls down the throat. Headphones on, blocking out the world, ...
February 17, 2009
Retrospective by Ray
February 16, 2009 1 Comment
One Day by Ray
Right now, it feels like a troll clawed his way through my eyes, trudged with dirty feet to the very top of my brain, a...
February 16, 2009 2 Comments
Real Time explicit scenes by Ray
The music's thub-bumpin' so hard I can feel it from the back of my eyes to the bottom of my nutsack, and the coke's kic...
February 15, 2009 3 Comments
The One by Ray
He meets her in a bar, not because he's there to hit on women, but because he just went through some stuff, some pretty...
February 13, 2009 1 Comment
2 Heart Beats pt. 27 by Ray
I wake up, and immediately know that something is different. I stand slowly, and that gives it away. In my world, you d...
February 12, 2009
Mixed Feelings by Ray
It isn't a smile, not exactly, because he's straining too hard to display a true smile. Sweat drips from his forehead o...
February 11, 2009 4 Comments
Don't Get Mad, Get Wii-ven by Ray
This section was originally designed to display the weird randomness pulled from the police blotter section of The Canad...
February 10, 2009 5 Comments
Understanding by Ray
"Do you know what it is to dream?" "I have dreams all the time. Just last night, I had a dream where my toilet came a...
February 07, 2009
Chainsaw Tears, And Orange Juice by Ray
Chainsaw tears, Ripping and cutting, Hurting. Without mercy--only noise and anger. ...
February 05, 2009
Ever Have One Of Those Days? by Ray
All day, I have checked to make sure my eyes aren't bleeding. In case you have ever wondered what kind of a freak I am,...
February 04, 2009 3 Comments
Because We're Starting A Line Of Toys, That's Why (Portly Boy pt. 70) by Ray
You may be wondering where me and my drunken sidekick have been. Unless, of course, you're a normal human being, with ...
February 03, 2009 2 Comments
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: More Confusing Than Usual by Ray
So I'm looking at my calendar, where I always write down FOTM Quotes, and there's all kinds of shit here that I don't k...
February 01, 2009 4 Comments
It's Not The Age, It's The Penis Size by Ray
Welcome to a new month, Strangelanders. February, I believe it is. I don't have much use for this month, really. I mean...
February 01, 2009 2 Comments


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