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We Are Going To Steal Your Children December 01, 2010
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Middle Child Syndrome by Ray
It was about the worst thing that could happen. Pretty much par for our family, though. We're trying to do the whole dr...
December 27, 2010 1 Comment
 
BooD Kall by Ray
Your smiles are false promises and your laughter: Lies, filled sweet with my own idiocy. <br /> Dance reckless on t...
December 22, 2010
 
Finish Line by Ray
I light a cigarette, and she glares at me. "Is that a cigarette?" she yells, even though she clearly knows that it is...
December 16, 2010
 
Size Issues by Ray
What's goin' on, kids? Just chillin'? Good, that's good. So I'm sort of dealing with some sort of monitor agoraphobi...
December 15, 2010 2 Comments
 
Stationary by Ray
"Look...just...take whatever you want, okay? I get paid like six bucks an hour, it's not worth dying." "Oh, take it e...
December 09, 2010 2 Comments
 
Not It by Ray
Do you remember being a kid, there was a little game you played right before you played the real game? One two three NO...
December 09, 2010
 
Dear Santa by K
Dear Santa, Yeah I know -- I haven't been on your radar for a few years. I think Malibu Barbie was the last thing we ...
December 07, 2010 2 Comments
 
Funny Day by Ray
"Look," I say, which is ridiculous, because I can't meet her eyes. "I only...the thing is...we, I know we, look..." S...
December 06, 2010 1 Comment
 
Roaming Truth by Ray
Did you know I used to be serious? I did. I stopped, because it made me want to hurt people, it made me want to hurt mys...
December 05, 2010
 
The Crusader by K
It didn't take long after we'd moved here, to notice him. It seemed every time we made our way up the inland highway, on...
December 04, 2010
 
Although Donuts Would Be Good, Too by Ray
What's up, kids? Did you miss me? Yeah, I know you did, don't act all tough, like you got along just fine without me. ...
December 01, 2010 2 Comments
 

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