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how many gorillas do i have to smash before i finally save the girl?
i don't want to be a part of your world, i real... |
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I spent a lot of time writing this post the other night, but I made the rookie mistake of trying to post it before savin... |
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Do you ever do something incredibly stupid, but you still find it hilarious? I just spent five minutes making the worst ... |
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I know I need to post more, but right now I'm listening to Eminem's new album, and I just want to type whatever while th... |
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At one point, I mentioned a quickly thrown together book I was working on called Raw Dog. It seems like it was just the ... |
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Under the best of conditions, I generally don't take care of myself very well. I try, sometimes. There will be weeks at... |
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It's been a while since we did a music post, mostly because Trey was doing it, and he and his lovely bride recently rep... |
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Do you guys remember back in the old days, when cartoons were awesome instead of just stupid bullshit and flashing image... |
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The sun breaks over the horizon,
and even to our sore eyes, it's treasure.
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Another day, we've lived t... |
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by Ray
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"You think we're gonna be okay?"
I look at her, and I wonder how she can ask something like that. You know that expre... |
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I woke up this morning at 4:30. This was not on purpose, and I tried for half an hour to remedy the situation.
Appar... |
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At first, I thought it was my fault. But I soon realized it was not, mostly because I hate accepting blame. Instead, I b... |
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I have so many pens in my pen holder right now, and I don't know where they came from. I know that's not too exciting, b... |
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