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Because You Can't Break A Few Omelets Without An Egg January 01, 2010
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Writing This Made Me Hungry by Ray
You might have noticed that I haven't been polluting this site with constant whining about my allergies like I have in ...
January 28, 2010 6 Comments
 
Deathwish by Ray
The other day, I had to carry a bunch of heavy-ass boxes up two flights of stairs, and then through an office building. ...
January 24, 2010 5 Comments
 
I Didn't Kill A Dog Today by Ray
I didn't kill a dog today. I think it's important that you know that before we get started--it'll make things easier lat...
January 22, 2010 4 Comments
 
A Bit About Music by Ray
I can't swear to it, but I'm pretty sure I first heard rap music when I was about eight years old. It wasn't gangsta rap...
January 22, 2010 4 Comments
 
Six Of One, Half A Dozen Of Another by Ray
So I'm back. From my trip out of town. Because I went to, uh...you bastards didn't even notice, did you? Well, anyway...
January 20, 2010 3 Comments
 
Hey Did You Guys Hear About This Twitter Thing? by Ray
I know I've talked about it before, and I know the majority of you don't care, but The Strangelands has a Twitter page. ...
January 14, 2010 1 Comment
 
Missed Call by Ray
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January 11, 2010 3 Comments
 
Old Stuff: Thanks by Ray
I ended up digging through some old files tonight, mostly to appease a friend of mine, but also because I was curious. I...
January 10, 2010
 
The Big Question (Portly Boy pt. 73) by Ray
I couldn't remember if I'd ever had a gun against my head before. It seemed like I had, seemed like I'd had to, at one ...
January 09, 2010 1 Comment
 
Chapter 4: Final Exam by Charlie Mine
"Let's test it one more time." I groaned. "Oh, come on! What if doesn't work?" "Seriously, Maggie, we alread...
January 08, 2010
 
Chapter 3: Now by Charlie Mine
<i>"Now?" "No, not yet. That was only one assailant." "Yeah, but he had a gun!" "We can't take any chances on ...
January 08, 2010
 
Chapter 2: Save Money, Live Better by Charlie Mine
I <i>so</i> hate Walmart. It's not just the zombies wandering brainlessly from aisle to aisle, getting in my way whil...
January 07, 2010
 
Chapter 1: Interview by Charlie Mine
"What the <i>fuck</i>?" I willed the bastard to meet my eyes as I took another drag on my cigarette. "What now?" M...
January 06, 2010
 
Phone Post by Ray
7:13 a.m. My goal today is to write an entire post using only my phone. There are drawbacks--the main one being the lac...
January 06, 2010 2 Comments
 
My Haunted Everything by Ray
my haunted everything slides right up next to me, smiles at me, but just for a minute, and dammit if i don't see my mom'...
January 05, 2010 1 Comment
 
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Another Excuse by Ray
Everything sucks at the moment. Caught a cold just in time to take it back to work with me. Can't find any of my quotes ...
January 04, 2010 1 Comment
 
The Rumor About The Pig Is Slightly Exaggerated by Ray
You may have noticed that I was late getting this issue up. There are very good reasons for this, including, but not lim...
January 03, 2010
 

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