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Disgusting? Yes. But Accurate? Um, No, Not Really July 01, 2009

But Your Names Are Too Hard To Spell by Ray
Oh. Oh, yes. ...
July 29, 2009 2 Comments
Thinking Ink by Ray
I went into a tattoo parlor today. Aside from the woman with the ink gun and the guy she was tatting up, there were two ...
July 28, 2009 2 Comments
Sometimes by Ray
July 27, 2009 3 Comments
Counted Steps by Ray
It's like this game we play, but it isn't a game, and both of us know it. It's a thing, a thing like Russian Roulette, ...
July 26, 2009 6 Comments
by me
How do you change that godawful dog picture profile?...
July 23, 2009 1 Comment
Concussed by Ray
I wrote this longhand in a spiral notebook, using a pencil. I figured that if I was lucid enough when I got home, I woul...
July 22, 2009
Govt. creating a robot that fuels itself on human corpses -- no, seriously. by James
Greetings fellow Strangelanders, Like many of you, I am a big fan of news stories about humans doing things so monst...
July 17, 2009 5 Comments
One Of Those Nights by Ray
July 17, 2009 1 Comment
Conversations Through Text Message: Traffic by Ray
Fuck. Stuck in stop-and-go traffic. 3 miles an hour. Nobody is ever available to talk during rush hour. Why is that? ...
July 15, 2009
Experiments In Energy Vol. 6: Drank by Ray
I'd like to introduce you to someone. ...
July 14, 2009 3 Comments
Experiments In Energy Vol. 5: Bawls Again (Sugar-Free And G33K B33R) by Ray
I originally wrote this on Thursday, and I wanted to read over it before I posted it. Then I forgot all about it. I was ...
July 13, 2009 2 Comments
I Gotcher Tip Danglin' by Ray
I got pizza tonight. I ordered it online, and then I drove to pick it up. When I got there, the guy behind the counter...
July 11, 2009 3 Comments
Lissen Fuh Show by Ray
Look man, most of the shit I say on this website, it's better if you ignore it. But sometimes, there are things like the...
July 09, 2009 3 Comments
Haunted by Ray
I know you guys don't read the poetry around here, which is why I decided to stick it on top of pictures. ...
July 07, 2009 3 Comments
Kept Words by Ray
July 06, 2009 1 Comment
Experiments In Energy Vol. 4: Bawls by Ray
Considering that I'll try just about any energy drink I can get my hands on, and considering how crude and juvenile my ...
July 05, 2009 5 Comments
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Slight Delay by Ray
Wow.The 3rd. This is the latest I've been with the Quotes since they became official. So instead of some lengthy intro, ...
July 03, 2009 1 Comment
Slight Update by Ray
I am at Burger King eating Burger Shots. They are not very good at all, but I'm mostly here for the air conditioning ...
July 02, 2009
Oh, It's July Now by Ray
Hey, gang, here's July. I got it for you. Because I care about each and every one of you. Normally, I'd post whatever...
July 01, 2009


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