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Home Of The Flaming Hot Jalepenaweenie January 01, 2009
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I Can't Remember If I showed You This by Ray
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January 31, 2009
 
Smashed From The Past: All In My Head by Ray
As we all know, I don't try very hard this late in the month. At anything, really, but especially not when it comes to p...
January 31, 2009
 
Well Something Got Cut by Ray
I recently had the following text message conversation. ...
January 29, 2009
 
21 Thoughts by Ray
I've been trying to think up something worth ranting about, something worth writing about. Nothing has come of it. I us...
January 28, 2009
 
Out Of The Park by Ray
"Jimmy, why don't you wait up in your room, okay, buddy? Your mommy and I need to talk about some things." Jimmy nodd...
January 26, 2009
 
Getting Lucky by Ray
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January 23, 2009
 
Overly Long Review: Death Race by Ray
It's called Death Race and it stars Jason Statham. If you think you're going to get an intellectual movie, you need to ...
January 21, 2009 4 Comments
 
44 by Ray
Inauguration Day, and I have to be honest with you--I got goose bumps listening to President Obama speak. I'm not a ...
January 20, 2009
 
She Walked In Part 9 by Ray
A long time ago, Trey started a story called <i>She Walked In</i>. Either because he was hoping to give other writers so...
January 19, 2009 3 Comments
 
Goals by Ray
Strange that a man such as you Can die. Stranger still that You live. <br /> Sweat-sloppy romance and Mad-moon all...
January 18, 2009
 
Fat Guy Logistics by Ray
I've started like twenty short stories lately, and have yet to finish any of them. So instead of a story, you get an ins...
January 16, 2009
 
Justified Literary Misogyny (or, A Review Of As The World Dies: The First Days) by Ray
The thing is, this was almost a rant about how chick authors suck. I was going to generalize and stereotype and rant an...
January 12, 2009 17 Comments
 
Small Post; Big Other Things by Ray
I am going to make this short, A) because I really need to post something, but I can't think of anything good, and B) be...
January 10, 2009
 
This Is Heavy, Doc by Ray
Believe it or not, I used to be funny. I used to post on this site pretty much every day (sometimes even more than once...
January 07, 2009 7 Comments
 
Apple Jacks For Supper by Ray
look, man, we're all fallen stars, we're all lost rockets, we're all whores without johns and toilet stalls without graf...
January 06, 2009
 
Check Out Time by Ray
You see the scars, you can't help but wonder what caused them, you can't help but fill in the blanks. You can't help bu...
January 05, 2009 5 Comments
 
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Not My Fault by Ray
You're probably getting sick and tired of me writing an intro each month talking about how I don't have many FOTM Quotes...
January 02, 2009
 
Another New Year by Ray
Happy New Year, everybody. We just got back from our vacation (gone for almost two weeks), and I've got all kinds of stu...
January 01, 2009 3 Comments
 

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