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Ask A Doctor Before Use If You Have Liver Or Kidney Disease. June 01, 2008
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Room For Writing by Ray
All right, we’re done moving. We went to do our apartment walk-through today, but there was no one in-charge enough to ...
June 30, 2008 2 Comments
 
Also, I Might Get A Haircut! by Ray
I'm finishing off my move this weekend, in case you're wondering why no update yesterday. Yes, I realize I've been movin...
June 28, 2008 3 Comments
 
Stained Collar by Ray
With all due respect to hurt: <br /> What…love? Shit. I been there. Her name was Candy, but she wasn’t near as swee...
June 26, 2008
 
Shirt Shop Update by Ray
Hey gang,I put up a couple new designs in the shirt shop. You can go over there if you want to see what I put them on (I...
June 25, 2008 2 Comments
 
Something is Rotten in Fort Worth by Carey
The following is the highly anticipated (or not) post I began writing the other day and then got timed out on and did no...
June 24, 2008 4 Comments
 
Like That by Ray
Like what? Like lighting through my soul, man. She’s moving out there, on the dance floor, under the flashing lights an...
June 24, 2008 4 Comments
 
Placeholder by Ray
There was supposed to be a post here. Carey had one going on, but it timed out, and erased all her stuff. The moral ...
June 23, 2008 2 Comments
 
My Day Went Like This: by Ray
It’s been kind of a strange day. Not incredibly odd, but a little…off. I dropped my princess off at her school, and as ...
June 21, 2008
 
Serenity In Commercialism by Ray
I went out onto my deck this morning with a cup of coffee. I don’t particularly like taking coffee outside on the deck ...
June 20, 2008 10 Comments
 
Because I'll Post Anything by Ray
So I’ve got shit for writing ideas tonight. Normally, I’d just cop out and post a lousy poem, but since I did that last...
June 20, 2008 3 Comments
 
Ashes, Ashes by Ray
We all fall, like angels crashing to the ground from a broken whiskey bottle, with handfuls of glass. We don’t know how ...
June 19, 2008
 
News From The (Store) Front by Ray
Depending on how astute you are, you may have noticed our new wall of pimping over on the right side of the main page....
June 17, 2008 4 Comments
 
Bathroom Humor by Ray
You know how sometimes I write about abusing my penis? It’s time for another one of those stories. I bought some new...
June 16, 2008 7 Comments
 
Dear Lauren, by Ray
You should know better by now. You really should. I don't know if it was the wine, or if you just got caught up in the e...
June 15, 2008 5 Comments
 
Home, Alone by Ray
I'm in the middle of moving, so I haven't really been writing. I had to do something with the time I didn't have interne...
June 14, 2008 6 Comments
 
No Internet by Ray
Posting via cell phone sucks. Go screw, Time Warner. Bastards....
June 13, 2008
 
Waiting by Carey
The floors are sparkling, the curtains are hung, the new paint has long since dried and the decorating is complete. N...
June 12, 2008 4 Comments
 
Things Explained by Ray
True story: I’m at class this one time, and the teacher is telling us about some new reality show, I think it might h...
June 12, 2008 9 Comments
 
Stranger by Lynne Grey
Here's that story I promised........ I feel like a stranger parked in my own driveway; the driveway where I parked ...
June 12, 2008 3 Comments
 
My 1st Day by Lynne Grey
So, last night I was ready to go and post something amazing. I was reading through the comments on my previous post ...
June 11, 2008 7 Comments
 
Lost by Ray
Her hair dances in the wind, as beautiful as a child’s surprised giggle. She was out of the car and into the field bef...
June 11, 2008 2 Comments
 
Throwing myself to the wolves. by Lynne Grey
Hi everyone, my name is Lynne and I've been reading all this crazy stuff for a while now. I finally got the nerve to act...
June 10, 2008 68 Comments
 
Could Be Worse by Ray
Another Sunday night, accompanied by the familiar feeling of unease that has followed me since childhood. Man, I hate...
June 09, 2008 4 Comments
 
A Conversation In Target by Ray
“I might be a bad person.” “Why do you say that?” “I don’t know—just little things I do. Like, you know how ther...
June 08, 2008 2 Comments
 
Sometimes Geeks Are More Pathetic Than You Think by Ray
I like the internet. Sometimes, I’ll just sit around thinking about how wonderful and amazing it is. You ever do that...
June 08, 2008 1 Comment
 
Eat Fresh by Ray
I went to Subway the other day for a sandwich. The bad service you get at the Subway in my neighborhood is legendary....
June 07, 2008 3 Comments
 
2 x 4 by Ray
I had to buy some shoes today. Mine are all worn out, and they constantly squeak, like I’m comic relief in a spy movi...
June 06, 2008 41 Comments
 
Contemplating by Ray
1:30 in the morning, my breath tastes horrible. Not tired, but I know I should go to bed. Drunk girls, playing in the...
June 05, 2008 15 Comments
 
Pointless by Ray
Alarms ringing in his head, and no matter how many times he hits the clock or answers the phone, the ringing continue...
June 04, 2008
 
You Gotta Be Kidding Me by Ray
You remember a while back, when I did that picture of a <a href="http://www.thestrangelands.com/getStory.php?storyIndex=...
June 03, 2008 5 Comments
 
A Lot Of Wasted Time UPDATED by Ray
Since my last post was a little hardcore and unpleasant, I decided to lighten up a little bit with this one. I’m back i...
June 03, 2008
 
Public Service Announcement: Drugs by Ray
I was just reading through my hometown newspaper, and I saw something that bothered me. It bothered me enough that I d...
June 02, 2008 9 Comments
 
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Here Ya Go by Ray
I can’t think of a clever way to introduce the FOTM quotes, so I’m just going to give them to you: <br /> “I don’t wa...
June 01, 2008 4 Comments
 
Juuuuuuuuuune! It's Here. by Ray
Welcome to June, Strangelanders. I spent the day moving to my new apartment and clothes shopping with my princess. It’s...
June 01, 2008
 

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