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by Ray
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| All right, we’re done moving. We went to do our apartment walk-through today, but there was no one in-charge enough to ... |
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by Ray
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| I'm finishing off my move this weekend, in case you're wondering why no update yesterday. Yes, I realize I've been movin... |
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by Ray
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| With all due respect to hurt:
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What…love?
Shit.
I been there. Her name was Candy, but she wasn’t near as swee... |
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by Ray
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| Hey gang,I put up a couple new designs in the shirt shop. You can go over there if you want to see what I put them on (I... |
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by Carey
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| The following is the highly anticipated (or not) post I began writing the other day and then got timed out on and did no... |
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by Ray
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| Like what? Like lighting through my soul, man. She’s moving out there, on the dance floor, under the flashing lights an... |
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by Ray
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| There was supposed to be a post here.
Carey had one going on, but it timed out, and erased all her stuff. The moral ... |
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by Ray
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| It’s been kind of a strange day. Not incredibly odd, but a little…off. I dropped my princess off at her school, and as ... |
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by Ray
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| I went out onto my deck this morning with a cup of coffee. I don’t particularly like taking coffee outside on the deck ... |
| June 20, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| So I’ve got shit for writing ideas tonight. Normally, I’d just cop out and post a lousy poem, but since I did that last... |
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by Ray
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| We all fall, like angels crashing to the ground from a broken whiskey bottle, with handfuls of glass. We don’t know how ... |
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by Ray
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| Depending on how astute you are, you may have noticed our new wall of pimping over on the right side of the main page.... |
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by Ray
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| You know how sometimes I write about abusing my penis? It’s time for another one of those stories.
I bought some new... |
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by Ray
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| You should know better by now. You really should. I don't know if it was the wine, or if you just got caught up in the e... |
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by Ray
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| I'm in the middle of moving, so I haven't really been writing. I had to do something with the time I didn't have interne... |
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by Ray
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| Posting via cell phone sucks. Go screw, Time Warner. Bastards.... |
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by Carey
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| The floors are sparkling, the curtains are hung, the new paint has long since dried and the decorating is complete.
N... |
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by Ray
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| True story:
I’m at class this one time, and the teacher is telling us about some new reality show, I think it might h... |
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by Lynne Grey
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| Here's that story I promised........
I feel like a stranger parked in my own driveway; the driveway where I parked ... |
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by Lynne Grey
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So, last night I was ready to go and post something amazing. I was reading through the comments on my previous post ... |
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by Ray
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| Her hair dances in the wind, as beautiful as a child’s surprised giggle. She was out of the car and into the field bef... |
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by Lynne Grey
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| Hi everyone, my name is Lynne and I've been reading all this crazy stuff for a while now. I finally got the nerve to act... |
| June 10, 2008 |
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by Ray
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Another Sunday night, accompanied by the familiar feeling of unease that has followed me since childhood. Man, I hate... |
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by Ray
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“I might be a bad person.”
“Why do you say that?”
“I don’t know—just little things I do. Like, you know how ther... |
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by Ray
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I like the internet. Sometimes, I’ll just sit around thinking about how wonderful and amazing it is. You ever do that... |
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by Ray
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I went to Subway the other day for a sandwich. The bad service you get at the Subway in my neighborhood is legendary.... |
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by Ray
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I had to buy some shoes today. Mine are all worn out, and they constantly squeak, like I’m comic relief in a spy movi... |
| June 06, 2008 |
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by Ray
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1:30 in the morning, my breath tastes horrible. Not tired, but I know I should go to bed. Drunk girls, playing in the... |
| June 05, 2008 |
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by Ray
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Alarms ringing in his head, and no matter how many times he hits the clock or answers the phone, the ringing continue... |
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by Ray
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| You remember a while back, when I did that picture of a <a href="http://www.thestrangelands.com/getStory.php?storyIndex=... |
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by Ray
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| Since my last post was a little hardcore and unpleasant, I decided to lighten up a little bit with this one. I’m back i... |
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by Ray
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| I was just reading through my hometown newspaper, and I saw something that bothered me. It bothered me enough that I d... |
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by Ray
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| I can’t think of a clever way to introduce the FOTM quotes, so I’m just going to give them to you:
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“I don’t wa... |
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by Ray
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| Welcome to June, Strangelanders. I spent the day moving to my new apartment and clothes shopping with my princess. It’s... |
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