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More Entertaining Than Accounting! December 01, 2007
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Last Ray Rant Of 2007 by Ray
I went home for the holidays, and for a brief second, I was foolish enough to think I’d made it out unscathed. I shoul...
December 31, 2007
 
Merry Christmas! by Ray
Merry Christmas, Strangelanders. I'm visiting my hometown at the moment, and my internet access is sporadic, so I'm not...
December 25, 2007
 
Nothing But Filler by Ray
There was nothing important about my day, or maybe there was. I don’t know, and I don’t really care. The point isn’t ...
December 21, 2007
 
To That Girl At the Other End, Draped In Syntax by Ray
An interesting question...
December 21, 2007
 
An Old One I Never Posted by Trey
The point where before and after part ways. So mundane. When she steps away. When you turn away. When the dotted lin...
December 17, 2007
 
Going Home by Trey
I’ve been out all night and a cold wind is blowing bad weather through the streets. I should be in bed. I’m leaving Ne...
December 17, 2007 6 Comments
 
Forbidden Fruit(cake) by Ray
So what you have to ask is this: Is it forbidden because of how wonderful it is? Or is it so wonderful because it’s f...
December 16, 2007
 
Two Movie Reviews: Brick (awesome) & Zombie Nation (suck) by Ray
For my birthday, my princess got me a gift certificate for this place called Planet Replay—a place where you can get us...
December 14, 2007
 
A Return to Wonder by Jesse
The phone rings, and I say Hello? And they say Hello. And I say Hello. Oh, can you hear me? Of course I can, I say. I'm ...
December 13, 2007 3 Comments
 
Suspended by Jesse
I’ve had it since I was born. Carried it all my life, drawing on it when I need it, but time blurs all things – memory, ...
December 13, 2007 2 Comments
 
About Food by Ray
Over the course of my life, I’ve come to realize a few things, none of which are important. One thing I find a little ...
December 09, 2007 6 Comments
 
The Affair by Ray
She glances in my direction and I avert my eyes: to the chalkboard, to whatever nonsense the professor has just writte...
December 08, 2007 2 Comments
 
Pleasant Dreams by Ray
I was talking to Trey the other night, and somehow the subject of dreams came up. I think it’s because we were discuss...
December 07, 2007 3 Comments
 
Perkiest Post Ever by Ray
So there’s obviously a lot to love this time of year—bright, festive Christmas lights, jovial decorations, the general ...
December 05, 2007 1 Comment
 
Movie Review: Bella by Ray
<font color='red'> <b>Update</b> </font>12/04/07 I rarely go out to the movies. It’s not because I don’t like i...
December 03, 2007 14 Comments
 
Ant Soup Will Never Be The Same by Ray
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December 02, 2007
 
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Without Further Ado by Ray
The First-Of-The-Month Quotes! “If you don’t like watching two teenage girls mugging down at nine in the mo...
December 01, 2007 3 Comments
 
Gift-Wrapping Up The Year by Ray
<font color='red'> <b>UPDATED</b> </font> Good old December. So good that they’ve made songs about how it’s the most ...
December 01, 2007
 

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