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| I should be in my hometown right now, anticipating going trick-or-treating with my nephews. Instead, I'm getting ready ... |
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| Paula didn’t realize she had zoned out. She had been working in the area she called her serenity garden—a self-made po... |
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by Ray
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| I was talking to a guy at work today, and somehow we ended up talking about bacon. Because it’s me, this course of con... |
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by Ray
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| “I was watching this thing on TV the other night, and they asked a bunch of world-famous chefs what they would have if ... |
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by Ray
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| I went to the chiropractor the other day. For the duration of this post, I will refer to him as “the doctor,” because ... |
| October 25, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I try the door, hoping that it’ll be locked. If it is, I have to pick the lock, which takes around ten to fifteen seco... |
| October 21, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| “Where is he?” I ask because it’s my job to ask. I hate my job.
“Three-eighteen—up the stairs and take a left.” ... |
| October 21, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Sorry, kids—between school, work, and pain, I haven’t had much time to write. I’m hoping to be back in full effect soon... |
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by Ray
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| I haven’t posted anything in a few days—I think we all realize this. There was a reason for this, believe it or not. ... |
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by Dave Riley
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| Recently I transferred my website to a different host. I wasted the better part of a day performing tedious secretarial ... |
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by Ray
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| “We could have been a movie together. We should do that next.”
I stare down at her, wondering if she’s joking. At t... |
| October 10, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Last week, while I was dealing with some of the worst physical pain I’ve ever endured in my life, I missed a test. In ... |
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by Ray
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| I was bored and Vicodin-ed up one night and wrote this for submission to an online humor magazine. I don’t have anythin... |
| October 07, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| It’s three in the morning, which has never been my favorite hour of the day. I used to have all kinds of theories abou... |
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by Ray
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| Foul things are afoot tonight, children, whether you know it or not. Sit still, breathe deep, can you not feel it? It... |
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by Ray
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| I have a new bit over at <a href="http://strangeray.podbean.com/2007/09/30/practically-human/"> Strange Noise</a> if yo... |
| October 02, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I woke up this morning because of a pain in my leg. It felt like the beginnings of a cramp, so I stood up quickly, hop... |
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by Ray
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| Let’s face it: you don’t click on the First-Of-The-Month Quotes to read my introductions. You click on them to read a... |
| October 01, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| October, finally! I love October. I’m not sure why, exactly, but I’m guessing it has something to do with the fact th... |
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