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| When I’m at work, I sometimes have to go to the part supply place next door to get stuff. When I walk in, there’s a hal... |
| September 30, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| So I had a test in my Speech class this morning. Because I’m something of a super-genius in all things that aren’t alg... |
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by Ray
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| I don’t how she can manage to move so fast in her oversized combat boots, but she busts hump like a champ, which is goo... |
| September 28, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I had planned on writing something upbeat and relatively happy this evening. On my way out to my last class, as I swit... |
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by Ray
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Long day of brain-melting education, so I got nothin’ for you tonight. Luckily, ... |
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by Ray
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| All right. Maybe you’re all sick and tired of listening to me carry on about a Strangelands “podcast,” which is, funda... |
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by Ray
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| I went grocery shopping today. And for something like the eighth time in a row, the retarded girl bagged my groceries.... |
| September 23, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| “I ever tell you I could fly?”
I glance at my watch, hoping that it’s closer to closing time than it feels. We still... |
| September 21, 2007 |
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by Ray
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If you’re reading this, you should probably just go re-visit the <... |
| September 19, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I’m not nearly as smart as I need to be to tell you this. Sorry.
That said:
We at The Strangelands have recently... |
| September 18, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Back when I worked at Circuit City, there was this guy everyone liked who worked in the TV department. Customers liked... |
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by Ray
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| You know all that crap email you get? That used to be my job...
<b>Vaginas!</b>
Please forward this messa... |
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| It's friday which means I'm slacking at work more than usual.
As food for thought, here is the condensed version of a d... |
| September 14, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I’ve been sick. I feel too rotten to bitch and moan about it right now. I have made an interesting discovery, though,... |
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by Ray
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| I can only pretend I don’t see it for so long. The name on the envelope—my name—is written very neatly, very carefully... |
| September 10, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Up and at ‘em like a mad bastard, I woke up late, my stomach a little queasy from the previous night—not enough sleep, ... |
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by Ray
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| The gum doesn’t cover the scent of the booze, but it gives it a minty companion smell, so it’s easy to make the mistake... |
| September 09, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| <center>Don’t look for a concrete answer—I’m the angel on each shoulder. On one hand, I promise instant gratification a... |
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by Ray
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| bloody fingers and hope,
scraped insides and raw emotion
and hateful love
abandoned, finally.
broken fingers ... |
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by Ray
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| It’s not that it’s terrible, really, and it isn’t like there aren’t worse things out there. Hell, man, pretty much eve... |
| September 06, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| If you check this site with any sort of regularity, you may have experienced page-loading problems lately. Maybe the oc... |
| September 06, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| We aren’t lost, not really, but we’ve lost so much. We’ve lost hopes and dreams and laughter and friends and familiarit... |
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by Ray
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| Have you ever wanted to make the worst mistake of your life? Don’t lie.
You ever stop to think that maybe Pandora ... |
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by Ray
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| I deliver to eight different stores, all owned by the same company. Each summer, these stores put “help wanted” signs ... |
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by Ray
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| So last summer, I was working with this guy named Brian. One day, we’re in this stupid-hot warehouse, pulling cases of... |
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by Ray
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| <font color='red'> <b>UPDATE:</b> </font>I went through and changed the links so that they now lead to Podbean, which is... |
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by Ray
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| I don’t know what’s up with First-Of-The-Month Quotes. I really don’t. I used to consider myself lucky if I ended up ... |
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by Ray
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| Okay, so I see we’ve all made it to September. Good job, team. September’s not my favorite month of the year by any m... |
| September 01, 2007 |
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