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It's Not What We Smoke...It's What You Don't August 01, 2007

Use The Sidewalk by Ray
Death just breathed down my neck. Typing, listening to music, and suddenly my headphones are filled with the sound ...
August 29, 2007
Screw You, Learning by Ray
My first day of class was on Monday. It was not, by any stretch of the imagination, what you would call successful. I...
August 29, 2007 9 Comments
The Podcasts Are Coming by Ray
August 27, 2007
Little Bits by Ray
I started writing this post on Thursday night. After finishing my drink, I was even more exhausted than when I started ...
August 25, 2007 1 Comment
She Walked In...Part 6 by Trey
I use the railing of the fire escape to pull myself to my feet. I wipe the puke off my chin and go inside to change pan...
August 24, 2007
Eat Me: Malboro Man's Favorite Sandwich by Ray
My muse is still off somewhere, maybe on vacation; or maybe giving unprotected blowjobs in a dark alley for twenty buck...
August 23, 2007
Not For The Weak Hearted...Or The Weak Rectumed by Ray
<a href="http://www.thestrangelands.com/authorStories.php?author=2">Carey</a> once told us a story from when she was wor...
August 22, 2007 2 Comments
Breaking Point by Ray
August 20, 2007
Eat Me: My Friend Jim's Mexican Salsa by Ray
August 19, 2007
Somewhere Else by Ray
Life has seriously been getting in the way of things, as far as writing goes. Nothing important enough to talk about, ...
August 18, 2007
Throwing The Gauntlet At The Fat Guy by Ray
August 15, 2007 3 Comments
Softness by Jesse
She had a voice like honey and eyes like amber fire and she served her breakfast at Chick-Fil-A. One smiled wi...
August 13, 2007
We Never Jumped by Ray
Brothers at the drive-thru, Brothers in arms, Everyone wants gum and a smile; Dried out wit, brittle and tasteless. ...
August 12, 2007
Answer, Mother F#e by Ray
<font color='red'> <b>Disclaimer: </b> </font> I wrote this story a while back and then lost it. It should in no way b...
August 12, 2007 1 Comment
I Belong To The Night by Ray
August 11, 2007 1 Comment
Not Hate, Exactly by Ray
Been a while, Been a while, I hate to fail, But I feel that I must. You know where I live, You know where I l...
August 09, 2007
Cheap gas by rik
OK, so in the spirit adding some variety to The Strangelands, I thought I would throw something out here as well. I actu...
August 09, 2007 2 Comments
by Jesse
August 07, 2007
She Walked In...Part 5 by Ray
I handed her a cup of coffee, pitch-black and strong enough to wake the dead. As she reached out for it, her baggy t-s...
August 06, 2007
Tooning Out by Ray
August 05, 2007
The Sanctity of the Sandwich and Other Sacred Truths by Derrick Cummings
I've been visiting the Strangelands for a while now, after reading a post where Ray (who I don't know, aside from his wr...
August 03, 2007 5 Comments
Just Whining by Ray
August 03, 2007 5 Comments
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Zen Intro by Ray
August 01, 2007 12 Comments
The Worst Month? I Think So. by Ray
August 01, 2007 2 Comments


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