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| <font color='red'> <b>Note From Ray:</b> </font> I could have sworn I posted this a long time ago. I think what happen... |
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by Ray
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| “Hey, wait, pull over here!”
“What? Why?”
“I need some aspirin. Or beer. Both. Pull over here.” He jerked the ... |
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by Ray
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| I woke to frantic pounding that I didn’t understand. I looked at the clock on the front of my DVD player and saw that ... |
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by Ray
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| “Look, I’m not saying Hitler was a good guy, I’m just saying that he had some really good ideas about how to…okay, it’s... |
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by Ray
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| The cliché thing would have been a cup of sugar—that’s always how it goes with neighbor stories, right? I didn’t need ... |
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by Ray
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| Two things: 1)They stopped carrying my brand of gin at my local liquor store. It wasn’t necessarily good gin, but eve... |
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by Ray
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| It’s the end of the weekend, which is always my least favorite part of the weekend. I pissed away the last couple of d... |
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by Ray
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| When you wake up first thing in the morning with chewing gum in your pubic hair, there’s really no need to wonder what ... |
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by Ray
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| Every ice cube tray in the house is empty, the water pitcher sits on the counter, bored, warm, and dry. The only bottl... |
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by Ray
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| “On a roll this morning, saving the day; tipping my worn baseball cap to the ladies and driving a giant motorcycle into... |
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by Dave Riley
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| Takin' that Silverbird
to the great big city
With nothing but my dreams
and my favorite pair of jeans
But I won't le... |
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by Ray
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| Dried lips; scratched, infected heart.
Loss.
Laughing at the mirror, crying in the shadows,
Lousy logic, stupid senti... |
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by Ray
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| July is turning out to be quite the crap month if you’re fiending for a little Ray postin’. Sorry about that. I’m sti... |
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by Ray
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| I recently went back to visit my hometown for the 4th of July, and it was kind of weird. To tell you the truth, it’s a... |
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by Ray
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| As I’m walking out, the lady at Whataburger goes, “You have a God blessed day.” Bles-sed, two syllables, have a God bl... |
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by Ray
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| Because I’m on vacation from June 30th until July something or other, I’m actually typing these First-Of-The-Month Quot... |
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by Ray
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| It’s not that I don’t have anything to say about July, it’s just that because I’m such a very important person, I don’t... |
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