That's Just Gross... by Ray
	Dear Gatorade, Propel fitness water? Not a good idea. I’m not sure what you had in mind when you started out, ...
	May 30, 2007
	Wasted Weekend by Ray
	Ugh. It isn’t writer’s block, because there’s <i>always</i> something to write about. But everything wants to turn in...
	May 28, 2007
	The Lie Fits Better by Ray
	If I was honest, I would admit that I don’t know what to cringe at first. As it is, I’ll boast that I had the situatio...
	May 26, 2007
	by Jesse
	I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than win a phlebotomist lottery. Hilarious. My soul is roused to bois...
	May 24, 2007 2 Comments
	Milk Like Clockwork by Ray
	Sometimes I try new things and it works out. Other times it doesn’t. Sometimes my princess tells me, “That’s one of t...
	May 23, 2007
	Don't Bother by Ray
	I'm too tired to post anything real tonight, but did I tell you I got hit in the face with a box the other day? I got...
	May 21, 2007 4 Comments
	Rob's Party--A Photo Essay by Ray
	I got around to posting some pictures of Rob’s party, if you’re the kind of person who’s interested in that sort of thi...
	May 20, 2007 6 Comments
	Sleep Is Dumb, Not Unlike Myself by Ray
	I’m not going to claim that I always try to be normal, but sometimes I do actually attempt it. I went to bed at a reas...
	May 20, 2007 2 Comments
	Lost Look Back by Ray
	<center>Hanging on past the right time, Like a bumper sticker on a used car— Let it go, move on. Shredded credi...
	May 19, 2007
	Rob's Birthday by Ray
	So I made it back, in case you couldn’t tell. And listen: It was a hell of a time. There will be pictures, but due t...
	May 17, 2007 5 Comments
	Fly Away Home by Ray
	Ah, but the return trip is never as fun, is it? Even though I’ll be returning to my princess, and I miss her fiercely...
	May 16, 2007 46 Comments
	A Conversation With Mom by Ray
	“I got a new SkilSaw.” “Oh, yeah?” “It’s great. It even has padding, like on athletic equipment.” “I wrote abo...
	May 11, 2007 1 Comment
	I Believe I Can Fly by Ray
	So many and then some... Printout on one piece of paper, read it, study it, this piece of paper is your mother now, y...
	May 10, 2007
	by Jesse
	Hello, All. The job I have right now is through a small temp agency. It's a woman-owned business...says so right on thei...
	May 10, 2007 3 Comments
	Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder by Ray
	Low-rent fool, sipping suds of generic window cleaner, hoping against hope that this will be the time that they can’t p...
	May 08, 2007
	If I Ruled As Much As I Think I Do by Ray
	I was listening to the radio the other day at work, and the lady was doing the thirty seconds of news or whatever. I w...
	May 07, 2007
	Wasted, But Not In A Good Way by Ray
	I hate when I finally survive ‘till the weekend, and instead of getting to do anything fun, I have to spend my time rec...
	May 06, 2007
	I Don't Need This Crap by rik
	I came to Austin and a bird shit on my head....
	May 05, 2007 2 Comments
	First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Full Schedule by Ray
	I’ll be honest with you: Usually, the biggest thing going on on my desk calendar is a food stain of some kind. I’m no...
	May 01, 2007 4 Comments
	Word To Ya Motha! by Ray
	Ah, May! The month of…of, um…man, I don’t know. It’s been a long day, and I don’t really feel up to being clever—you ...
	May 01, 2007 2 Comments