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Where is…Spock’s Brain? September 01, 2006
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Garbage by Ray
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September 30, 2006
 
Too Bad About That, Really by Ray
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September 28, 2006 2 Comments
 
Gin—The Lime Lifesaver Of The Booze World by Ray
At first, I was a little sad, because I thought the Lifesaver in the little cellophane wrapper was broken. I put it to...
September 27, 2006 2 Comments
 
Finding The Search by Ray
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September 26, 2006 3 Comments
 
by Jesse
Hello, Fellows. It has been a shamefully long time since my last update or post. By some grace, I'm back again, alth...
September 25, 2006 9 Comments
 
A Brand-Name Moment (Portly Boy pt. 67) by Ray
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September 24, 2006
 
Junk Mail by Ray
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September 23, 2006
 
Bad Poetry In Under A Minute: Sold As Is by Ray
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September 23, 2006
 
Life Lesson by Ray
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September 20, 2006 6 Comments
 
This really sucked... by Dave Riley
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September 20, 2006
 
Cut/Paste...1 by Ray
Drunk fun for the night: cutting and pasting words from the last email I received, in no particular order. I cheated t...
September 19, 2006
 
Holy Garbled Gabbing, Batman! by Ray
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September 19, 2006
 
Understanding by Ray
Do you understand, I wonder? Is there any way that you could? Surrounded by love and warmth and companionship, and st...
September 18, 2006
 
Gonna Use Yo' Super Powers by Ray
One night, long ago, I was on the phone with one of my friends, and she was drunk and I was drunk, and somehow we ended...
September 17, 2006
 
Site Updates by Trey
I was planning on posting something tonight, but the muse is obviously someplace else. Instead I made a couple site upd...
September 14, 2006 1 Comment
 
What A Night by Ray
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September 13, 2006
 
Twelve O’ Clock Appointment by Ray
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September 11, 2006
 
Why Not to Get Shit-Faced at a Work Happy Hour… by Emily Kattan
I have been working, since about last year, at this book publishing company. The company is great, laid back atmosphere...
September 11, 2006 1 Comment
 
I Yam What I Yam by Ray
In continuing the wonderful theme of stinking my apartment up beyond belief, I just got through cooking some baby Bruss...
September 10, 2006
 
Turkey Bacon's Revenge by Ray
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September 09, 2006
 
Bad Poetry In Under A Minute: No by Ray
Do you remember the early days? Before the scorn and the anger and the violent words? Do you remember when there w...
September 08, 2006
 
Childhood Past by Ray
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September 08, 2006
 
What Happens When You Turn 30... by Emily Kattan
The day after I turned 30 I got sick and bruised my leg. Is this going to be the rest of my life? Getting sick and bruis...
September 07, 2006 3 Comments
 
The 3 fabulousos! by Emily Kattan
On my 30th birthday a pair of close friends gave me an ecosphere, a totally enclosed eco system which contained 3 shrimp...
September 07, 2006
 
Stuff You Should See by Ray
I think that the internet is mostly just filled with crap. I mean, you have this medium that allows pretty much anyone...
September 07, 2006 3 Comments
 
More About Bumper Stickers by Ray
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September 07, 2006
 
2 Heartbeats pt. 23 by Ray
Cartoons. I dream about cartoons. Scoob and the gang. Mostly Shaggy. Shaggy with his stoner voice and his constant ...
September 06, 2006
 
Bad Poetry In Under A Minute: Frozen In Time by Ray
Too small, Last image. And too large For Life. Listening: Lilted laughter rings Through hearts of Friends. ...
September 06, 2006
 
In Praise of Youth by Dave Riley
Married? That's too bad. Children? Oh my, what a shame. Well, see ya later!...
September 05, 2006 2 Comments
 
The Old Days by Ray
I am a zombie right now. Except for instead of craving brains, I sort of want pizza and about two days of sleep. I am...
September 05, 2006
 
Conflict Within (Portly Boy pt. 66) by Ray
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September 03, 2006 2 Comments
 
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Origins by Ray
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September 02, 2006
 
All About September by Ray
All right, so we all made it to September. Way to go, team. For some reason I always associate September with going b...
September 02, 2006 1 Comment
 

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