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She Doesn’t Shake Very Well, But She’s Pretty… June 01, 2005
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Little People by Trey
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July 01, 2005
 
No Smoking by Ray
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June 30, 2005
 
Not All Is Lost by
I woke up early this morning, and I went outside to drink my coffee and eat my cereal and I saw that it was a beautiful ...
June 29, 2005
 
Ice by Ray
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June 29, 2005
 
Homeless Words by Ray
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June 29, 2005
 
Look Close, Or Look Away by Ray
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June 28, 2005
 
The Dentist (Portly Boy pt. 53) by Ray
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June 27, 2005
 
The Island by Ray
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June 24, 2005 1 Comment
 
Important Info by Trey
I wanna chew on your coat about something. It's not the usual strangelands ranting and raving, but there's some creepy s...
June 24, 2005
 
But Enough...Enough by Ray
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June 23, 2005
 
1) Firebrand eyes and a vacuum mind- Tall tales from the belly of a beast by Ernst Coobellow
I think of anger, or any emotion, feeling, thought, etc.. as I do food or anything else that is ingested, digested, an...
June 21, 2005
 
Optimism (To New York) by Trey
So, people say I'm cynical, people say I'm hard. People say I used to be a nice young man but the evil city I live in ha...
June 21, 2005
 
Boiling Things, Soiled Dreams by Ray
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June 18, 2005
 
Shiny, Happy People by Ray
Geez, Carey, I missed your shiny little posts around here, man. My ass has gotten a little out of shape, what with not...
June 18, 2005
 
Stop the negativity by Carey
I have been extremely busy with work the past few weeks and consequently have not had time to post anything on this site...
June 17, 2005
 
Tall, Frosty Glass of Rage-ahol by Ray
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June 17, 2005
 
Captured...Again (Portly Boy pt. 52) by Ray
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June 16, 2005
 
Host Posties by Ray
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June 14, 2005
 
For Years by Ray
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June 12, 2005
 
Cool FX by Ray
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June 11, 2005
 
Awry by Ray
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June 11, 2005
 
tree in a row/be kind by Ernst Coobellow
this stereo is going now fit to make me burn, turn me - my heart upside down and dump me out salt shaker-like for fl...
June 11, 2005
 
Ray a d the Re l Sm al Sp el by Ernst Coobellow
It makes you wonder how much they're making up as they go along doesn't it? You can fill in the blanks with any letters...
June 10, 2005
 
by Ernst Coobellow
Can you remind that there is leftover beauty, the maniacs or 1% are perhaps just blind? My memory gets so slow. I'm ...
June 10, 2005
 
A Really Long Review Of The Last Starfighter by Ray
[A note from Ray: I typed this while I was watching the movie, and I know there are lots of mistakes. I didn't feel li...
June 10, 2005
 
Not Much by Ray
Hey Crew, I posted some <a href="http://www.thestrangelands.com/showThumbs.php?album=30">new pictures</a> tonight, pre...
June 09, 2005
 
This May Be Hazardous To Your Health by Ray
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June 08, 2005
 
Real, Shmeal by Ray
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June 08, 2005
 
The Green Fairie by Trey
It's a small world, especially on the crowded island of manhattan. Got a call last week from an old friend from my home...
June 06, 2005
 
STRANGELANDS FOR SURE by TODD TODD
So this Strangelands is a really out there place.A place we all have inside us.Trey and Ray are you guys for real? I ho...
June 06, 2005
 
Traffic by Ray
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June 05, 2005
 
Screaming Dinosaurs by Ray
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June 04, 2005
 
Into the Lair (Portly Boy pt. 51) by Ray
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June 04, 2005
 
Europe by Trey
So, I'm staring into the last two lonely ice cubes melting away in my mason jar full of double discount whiskey. Yes, i...
June 03, 2005
 
Ray's Rental Ru...I Can't Think Of Another "R" Word by Ray
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June 03, 2005
 
Links work again by Trey
Generally I prefer busting things. Beer bottles, furniture, family heirlooms, my ass. But, sometimes I feel like fixin...
June 03, 2005
 
kindred coobellow by walt valentine
dear ernst, yr devil may care hair and wet wombat smirk drown the evercrunch of a half hour lunch. If a lack of ...
June 02, 2005
 
by Ernst Coobellow
I tucked the hair behind my ears to give them something to lay back on. I was waiting for the go-ahead from just one ...
June 02, 2005
 
Surprise! by Ray
Well, heck. I guess we made it to another issue. I went to enter a story, and when I got it posted, my computer told ...
June 01, 2005
 

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