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First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Time Passes by Ray Printer Friendly

I just realized the first-of-the-month quotes have been around since June. Actually, I posted the first ones in May, but they weren’t posted at the first of the month, and they weren’t named first-of-the-month quotes, so I guess they don’t really count.

Five months, now. When Trey first staggered into my bedroom a few years ago with the idea of The Strangelands, we weren’t even sure the site would last five months. And when I started typing the second set of quotes back in July, I figured it would be the last time I did it.

And it really didn’t seem like five months ago. The time, it do fly.

So, without further ado, as they say, the first-of-the-month quotes:



“Darn it! I just said ‘nay,’ didn’t I?”

“Oh, yeah.”

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“She has problems with her hemispheres, for some reason.”

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“I read poetry for a clock.”

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“She tried to be a victim, it just didn’t work out for her.”

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“I’m not brave, I’m just stupid and lucky.”

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“Everything smells like meat.”

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“I just can’t wait until we start throwing feces.”

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“That’s the thing about kids—you have enough of ‘em, some of ‘em aren’t gonna come out.”

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“I think she hates men.”

“Well, that’s…appropriate.”

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“That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard—everyone has business in a strip club.”

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“She didn’t know that in two and a half minutes, all the Tupperware in the world wouldn’t save her.”

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“Judaism is just a phase. Isn’t that what Jesus said?”

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“What’d you call it—a cock scooter?”

“It’s a crotch rocket.”

“Sure it is.”

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“She’s, ‘You don’t like it?’ No, I don’t like it—your finger’s up my ass! ‘Oh, I thought you would like it.’ No—I’m not a fucking puppet! Please take your finger out my ass!”

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“It took a long time to get it right, but when it was right…it was very fucking right.”

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“You had him dig his own grave?”

“Well, at the time, we didn’t know it was gonna be a grave…but…yeah.”

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“It’s like drinking moonlight milk.”

“What?”

“What’d you say?”

“Nothing about moonlight milk.”

“Oh. Me either, then.”

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“The thing about you is, you want to be a superhero. But why?”

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“You eat while you shit, you ain’t never gonna grow.”

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“We are monkey pirate!” [this one was not from me, by the way—that’s why I felt that it had to be added—and it's no typo]

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“You’re like the evil guy from Rainbow Bright.”

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“I just want to say one thing that cuts through all of it: one truth of life.”

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“I used to want to change the world, but then I got scared about what I would change it into.”

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“Yeah, I’m sure that’d go over real well: ‘Hot buttered asses. Got’cher hot, buttered asses for sale here—get ‘em while they’re hot!’”

“That sounds perfect to me.”



There you go. I actually have something like two pages of quotes about Star Trek, but I have to get clearance before I post them—they’re a bit…raw.

Anyway, there’re your quotes, kids. As always, feel free to post your own in the comments or email me. Or, you know, just talk to me.


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