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Too Many Martinis... by Emily Kattan Printer Friendly

1 Mai Tai

1 Sour Apple Martini

2 Sour Apple Martinis

3 Sour Apple Martinis

4 Sour Apple Martinis

Sitting in the passenger seat drunk off my ass and apparently clawing at the window the whole ride home with my eyes closed. Halfway home yelling out “PULL OVER, PULL OVER!” Oops, false alarm I can wait till I get home.

Crawled out of the car without my stilettos mumbling something about getting them later. Almost falling into the bushes but still stumbling to the door I made it inside. Made it to the bathroom so I can spend the night with my head in the toilet. Home sweet home!


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