I don't claim to know the key to life, not unless I've had way too much to drink or things are going really well for me. Sometimes, though, I think it might have something to do with surrounding yourself with people less fortunate than yourself. And making fun of them.
If you're wondering what I'm talking about, check out "Past History."
I want to take this opportunity to encourage Hyde to get back into the clown business, if for no other reason than to make my life seem better. Sure, you would be subjecting yourself to all sorts of harsh aspects of life, but it'd be fun, really.
Come on, Belmo, do it for the kids.
And, yes, I'm still on call, you bobble-headed buffoon.
I love my life, I really do. Peace out, kids.