Happy May, everybody. Hope you're enjoying life, whether it's an overwhelming gift of happiness each and every day or just pooping on your doorstep and waiting, giggling in the bushes, until you come out for the morning paper.
Things have been a swirl of indecision around this joint, and I can barely tell if Iím always just about to pee my pants because of the excitement or because of the nervousness. Cool thing about it, though, is that it doesnít really matter. What matters is getting to the bathroom before you make the situation worse.
Itís finally getting around to being spring in New York City, which is kind of a cheerful thing, even if you hate the sun like I do. It hasnít reached those hellish temperatures yet, like where you walk outside and just deal with the understanding that youíre going to be having a heatstroke for most of the day, so you might as well get used to it. Winter has finally gone off to terrorize someone else, and thatís nice. Until I moved here, I never even realized that testicles could actually hibernate.
Iím not sure if Iím having a good time or not, which probably means I am, you know? Because when youíre having an awful time, youíre always painfully aware of it. The Strangelands are cool, in tune with the madness of the world, maybe. Weíve got some readers that I donít even know, believe it or not. A little competition for the friends and family demographic that weíve had from the beginning. A few complaints, a little scorn, if you can believe it. Persecution is actually an inspiration for me, if you want to know the truth. Itís like, ďYou didnít like that? You found THAT offensive? Well buckle your seatbelt, pal, because youíre gonna get all kinds of fired up about THIS.Ē Who knew that I liked to offend?
Anyway, I have some things to do, so I canít be wasting any more time with this particular rant. But I want to thank everybody who has checked out the site (especially my stuff), and I want to urge everyone to give us your input. I donít actually have to read the e-mails, so send as many as you can as often as you can. Itís funny to hear Trey complain. And pretty impressive, when you get right down to it. Oh, yeah, and tell your friends about us.
Donít forget, you can always add stuff yourself, if you want. Go to ďAdministrationĒ, fill out whatever info youíre supposed to, and join the insanity. Itís fun.
Peace, as they say, out. Like this: Peace out.