Well, itís Thursday night, and you know what that means, donít you? No you donít, little liar. You donít know what it means at all. Neither do I. Of course, I didnít lie about it, did I? No. Because I donít have to lie to be popular and make friends. Oh, wait, yeah I do. So weíre all liars around here. Good to know. I feel like we can all relax a bit now. One thing I do know is that my princess is out for the evening, furthering her education and Iím left here all alone, except for this bottle of Jim Beam.
Believe it or not, I havenít even touched the stuff yet. Iíve discovered that since I stopped smoking, I tend to put off that first shot until much later in the evening. I donít know, man. It tastes bad, you know? I persevere, though.
Anyways, so Iíve just been hanging out, listening to a bunch of old music (1980ís and earlier), mostly just wrecking my brain with that. ďCenterfold,Ē though, man. How great is that song? Itís got it all: whistling, words about pornography, I think there might be some drums or something in the background. Everything!
I am currently listening to ďMirror in the BathroomĒ by The English Beat. It is also a song from that horrible time, but I only remember it from that movie Grosse Point Blank, where John Cusak stabs that guy in the throat with a pen. Theyíre wrestling around in the hall, and John Cusak lifts the pen all dramatically and pops the cap off, and then JAB! What more do you need to make a song superb, other than John Cusak doing something violent to the beat? I honestly donít know.
I might be biased, though, because I tend to think that John Cusak is one of the greatest men in the world. I donít know why, really. I remember once I was on a family vacation and I couldnít sleep, so I turned on the TV in the hotel room, and caught that movie The Grifters. Itís a great movie, and Iíve never been the same. The next day, I spent the day at whatever amusement park we were visiting screwing people out of their money. Best vacation ever.
For years, I would only refer to others as ďmarks.Ē Still havenít gotten over it all the way, if you want to know the truth.
Anyways, so John Cusak is freakiní awesome, I think weíve established that. Moving on.
Sheesh, I doní know. I guess thatís all I wanted to tell you.