What up, boys and girls? I sat around typing tonight, loving the way my fingers sound as they bounce off the keys. Got an entry hammered out, but whatever. Its the 31st, right? No way am I posting anything good on the last day of the month. Instead, Im going to describe a recent fight I had with a bunch of ninja mimes, dialogue and sound effects only:
So, youve finally caught up with me, I said.
I dont think so.
Well, both of you can screw off. Youll never win.
Friend, eh? Bring em all!
Yeah? Bring it on, ninja mimes! WHAP!
BAM! BAM! SMASH!
You think? Take this! WHAP! WHAP!
My nuts! Oh, youll pay for that!
BREAK! BREAK! BREAK!
Ah-ha! I win!
And thats how I won.