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Last Shot Of the Month by Ray Printer Friendly

What up, boys and girls? I sat around typing tonight, loving the way my fingers sound as they bounce off the keys. Got an entry hammered out, but whatever. It’s the 31st, right? No way am I posting anything good on the last day of the month. Instead, I’m going to describe a recent fight I had with a bunch of ninja mimes, dialogue and sound effects only:

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“…”

“So, you’ve finally caught up with me,” I said.

“…”

“I don’t think so.”

“…”

“…”

“Well, both of you can screw off. You’ll never win.”

“…”

“Friend, eh? Bring ‘em all!”

“…”

“…”

”…”

“…” WHOOSH!

WHAP! SMACK!

“…”

“Yeah? Bring it on, ninja mimes!” WHAP!

BAM! BAM! SMASH!

“…” BAM!

BASH!

“You think? Take this!” WHAP! WHAP!

“…” CRUNCH!

“My nuts! Oh, you’ll pay for that!”

“…”

“…” POW! BANG!

BREAK! BREAK! BREAK!

“Ah-ha! I win!”

And that’s how I won.


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