Well kids, it's that time of year again: our birthday. Seven years ago this month, a couple of drunk kids decided to start a website. Now, one of those kids has children of his own, and the other one...well, the other one is still just a useless drunk, but seven years older. What can I say--I don't like change.
Anyway, it's our birthday, so bring on the coke and the strippers. Oh, you're not supposed to get that for seven-year-olds? Well, that certainly explains the nasty looks I got at the party for my neighbor's kid. I thought it was because I cheaped out and got the discount strippers.
In the past, I have tried to write at least one thing for every section on the site (Reviews, News, Portly Boy, etc), but I'm probably not gonna screw with that this year, because I'm lazy as hell.
Aside from our birthday, there's not much news that I can think of for the month. I mean, there's obviously all the shit going down in Egypt, or like whatever health care stuff or gay rights stuff that's happening at the moment, but I don't think that's what you're here for, right?
I'm guessing you're here for the strippers and the blow. So hell...let's do this.