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First-Of-The-month Quotes: Facial Hair by Ray Printer Friendly

Ah, First-Of-The-Month Quotes. The easiest part of the month--all I have to do is type in all the crap I've collected. And I'm like a week late. Yeah, this doesn't bode well for this month.

Anyway, here are the Quotes. I should mention that I shaved my beard this month, in a really strange way. It didn't go over well with the people I interact with on a day-to-day basis. Why should I mention it?

Because I'm including a subdivision this month of what people said about it.

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"I watch a lot of moonlight."

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"Austin, Texas is the Canada of the South."

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"I wanted to make fun of a kid with cancer. Other people didn't."

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"This is the cleanest barn I've ever worked at."

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"Do you have pigeons on your penis?"

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"I'm not ate up with Johnny Cash. I am, but I'm ate up with all sorts of stuff."

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"That's not the same. I mean, it's not as bad as your big toe."

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"You get injured during sex more than anyone else I know."

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"You know what I was doing this morning? I was at home. Asleep. Dreaming. Of puking in your eyes."

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"I fucked the burned dead cat."

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"High school is a lot like prison, but without all the buttfucking."

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"Everything I own is covered in raisins."

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(here's the part about my facial hair)

"What the...hey! What the fuck is that? Take it off now! I don't care how, just...take it off. I want to throw up, just looking at you."

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"You look like you're about to go on a raping spree."

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"You look like a member of the Village People, if the Village People had a guy like you. A cop, an Indian, a guy who rapes the rest of the Village People."

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"If we had an HR department, I would go to them right now and tell them to fire you immediately, without warning, that's how offensive you are to me right now."

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"Pedophiles would be scared around you."

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"If I died right now, and went to Hell, everyone there would have that. You are everyone in Hell."

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"You are the worst person."

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"How was it, posing for the cover of White Trash Magazine? I can barely see the semen on your chin."

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"I wish you were dead right now. Or I wish I was. Preferably, you."

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That's the end of the facial hair thing

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"Being happy is entirely fucking pointless. People think that's what it's about, that's not what life is about. Life is about living--happiness rarely fits into that equation."



Posted under First-Of-The-Month_Quotes on 10/08/10


Comments:
Entered By Trey From Cowtown
2010-10-11 14:57:38

Where can I pick up a copy of 'White Trash Magazine'? I would like to see a picture of you beard.



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