I couldn't think of anything good to write, but then I remembered I drew this picture of a guy holding his penis. His penis had killed itself because the guy was forced to stick it in this really horrible girl who was not friendly and was always mean to the people who tried to be her friend. It's a pretty detailed story, and not all that important.
It's Hate Week, though, and I figured that's a pretty great time to post a sketch of a suicidal penis and the people who are left dealing with the consequences. Look, yes, I could explain it. But if I did, it would only detract from the magic, don't you agree?
Well, it doesn't matter if you agree or not, here's the picture:
And here's the cause of death:
Apparently, a picture of a penis shooting itself in the head violates the terms of Photobucket, so this picture no longer exists.
I don't know what the moral of the story is, really. Don't be a dick, I guess, would be my first guess.
But more appropriate would be this: Don't be the horrible bitch that even the dick hates. Being negative and unpleasant isn't nearly the same as being cynical and witty, even though it's way easier.
Or maybe there isn't any lesson. Maybe I just wanted to post a picture of a penis killing itself.
You never can tell with me.