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First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Not Very Many (Again) by Ray Printer Friendly

It should not surprise you at all that I don't have very many Quotes. I am a slacker, which means that I slack. Here's what I got:


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"It just wouldn't be you if you weren't talking about your wife makin' out with some other hot chick."

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"I'm gonna be really negative here for a minute, but I'll follow it up with a unicorn chaser."

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"You can really taste the quarter with that last drink."

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"He's incredibly famous amongst a really small percent of really hardcore people."

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"I can't help, I have to read this guy's nipples."

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"Freedom is not the natural state of humanity."

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"Why do I have copies of your first lease?"

"I have no idea."

"It's pretty bizarre. Even for us."

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"You do look like that kid [from The Big Green]! Someone Photoshop a beard on that kid right now, it's a perfect match!"

"Oh, fuck you, Fred Durst, who the fuck are you?!"

This really did need to be done. And no, the quote isn't about me.

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"What about Santa? He's always watching, you know."

"I'll drop that fat fuck in an instant. Get head from his wife."

"Just knowing you probably means I won't get any presents this year."

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"God loves a broken heart."



Posted under First-Of-The-Month_Quotes on 8/02/10


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