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Saggy, But Efficient by Ray Printer Friendly

I woke up this morning at 4:30. This was not on purpose, and I tried for half an hour to remedy the situation.

Apparently, my brain has been missing the 3 a.m. thoughts, though, the dark ones that remind me of my failures and laugh at my hopes. I guess because I've been going to bed long before three in the morning, recently.

I tried to go back to sleep, but the negative thoughts filled more of my head the longer I stayed in bed, so at five, I finally threw in the towel and got up.

I wiped the bleary out of my eyes, still feeling sorry for myself, and got on the internet. I didn't really have a specific site I wanted to see, so I just clicked the StumbleUpon toolbar to take me to wherever. Honestly, I was hoping for a sadly beautiful picture, or a haunting song. Something so that I could indulge my morose feelings.

True to making my life a cosmic punchline, the world gave me a picture from This Is Photobomb.


This one.


So, yeah, no feeling sorry for myself, I guess.

The truth is, my life isn't so bad. There's better out there, sure, but I don't really have the right to complain. I have a loving family, I have a great wife, and I have friends who would help me hide dead bodies, or maybe even give me a hug if I ever needed one.

My point is, life's pretty good. Sometimes, you just need to see a random old man ass to be reminded of that.


Comments:
Entered By Karen From Indiana
2010-06-04 01:33:19

And you have readers who'll shoot you down for no good reason! Don't forget that part! (Geez, I've been away for awhile and I come back to this drivel?)


Entered By Ray From Austin
2010-06-06 22:44:52

Oh Karen, shut up (I couldn't think up anything more witty because it's been so long since I've had to defend myself against you).


Entered By Karen From Indiana
2010-06-27 00:32:36

I know... I shouldn't be a stranger in the strangelands. Hopefully eventually I'll have more time to stop by. Then you can work on those witty comebacks.



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