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Jump Start Your Day With A Ditty by Ray Printer Friendly

Monday morning, second cup of coffee, just out of the shower, and I find myself singing some made up song in a horrible British accent. Because sometimes you need a little extra to get you pumped for the work day. Feel free to use it (the louder you sing, the better, and the more your downstairs neighbors will love you):


I've got a dollar twenty-five in my pocket

(pocket)

Ain't nothin' you can do to stop it!

(stop it)

Don't know why you would want to stop my dollar twenty-five

But rest assured there's nothing you can do.

I don't know, man. I'm always half-insane on Monday mornings.


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