A text conversation I had just now (I'm in bold):
"People in Canadian think you might be dead. Just a heads up."
"Why the fuck are people always thinking I'm dead?!"
"Dunno. Heart disease and booze?"
So to everyone out there, I am not dead. I'm working on a couple of things, writing-wise, so I haven't been able to post as much as usual. Plus, I got some wicked throat thing, so instead of staying up late dumping liquor down my gullet, I've been going to bed like a reasonable human being.
Also, I just transferred to a new office, so I've been trying to make a good impression, as opposed to stumbling in bleary-eyed and stinking every morning.
Rest assured that I will be back to my offensive self soon.
In the meantime, don't bury me.
Posted under The Rants on 4/21/10