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A text conversation I had just now (I'm in bold):

"People in Canadian think you might be dead. Just a heads up."

"Why the fuck are people always thinking I'm dead?!"

"Dunno. Heart disease and booze?"

"Ah, that."

So to everyone out there, I am not dead. I'm working on a couple of things, writing-wise, so I haven't been able to post as much as usual. Plus, I got some wicked throat thing, so instead of staying up late dumping liquor down my gullet, I've been going to bed like a reasonable human being.

Also, I just transferred to a new office, so I've been trying to make a good impression, as opposed to stumbling in bleary-eyed and stinking every morning.

Rest assured that I will be back to my offensive self soon.

In the meantime, don't bury me.

Posted under The Rants on 4/21/10

Entered By LEB From Unknown
2010-04-22 01:10:11

I called to praise you, not to bury you.

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