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First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Bringin' My B-Game by Ray Printer Friendly

There are no quotes on my calendar this month, which really caught me off guard. I'm sure there have been times that I haven't had quotes, but it seems like there's always at least something written down. Not this month.

Fortunately, I have a few quotes typed into my phone. Unfortunately, it really isn't that many. So here you go, the FOTM Quotes:

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"He doesn't like sex? You know what that means, don't you? It means he's into kinky sex."

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"I bet she's going to Wendy's like a trooper for dollar nuggets."

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"My mind hurts."

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"We were talking about blood types, and he said, 'I'm type I B Gay.'"

"Ah, homosexual humor, you just can't beat it...because that would be a hate crime."

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"He's pinching my nethers."

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"Cheese has gotten crazy expensive. Cheese is the new gas."

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"I want to rub my hand in your mouth."

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And that's it. What do you expect, man? I barely even knew December was here, I'm obviously not on top of my game these days.


Comments:
Entered By Diane From NH
2009-12-06 01:07:22

The only bizarre quote I can add is something I said in anger at work... "Someone should make her swallow broken glass then have her gargle with Clorox." I was a little angry.


Entered By Ray From Austin
2009-12-29 02:31:29

That will probably be in the next "Saw" movie.



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