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First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Bringin' My B-Game by Ray Printer Friendly

There are no quotes on my calendar this month, which really caught me off guard. I'm sure there have been times that I haven't had quotes, but it seems like there's always at least something written down. Not this month.

Fortunately, I have a few quotes typed into my phone. Unfortunately, it really isn't that many. So here you go, the FOTM Quotes:


"He doesn't like sex? You know what that means, don't you? It means he's into kinky sex."


"I bet she's going to Wendy's like a trooper for dollar nuggets."


"My mind hurts."


"We were talking about blood types, and he said, 'I'm type I B Gay.'"

"Ah, homosexual humor, you just can't beat it...because that would be a hate crime."


"He's pinching my nethers."


"Cheese has gotten crazy expensive. Cheese is the new gas."


"I want to rub my hand in your mouth."


And that's it. What do you expect, man? I barely even knew December was here, I'm obviously not on top of my game these days.

Entered By Diane From NH
2009-12-06 01:07:22

The only bizarre quote I can add is something I said in anger at work... "Someone should make her swallow broken glass then have her gargle with Clorox." I was a little angry.

Entered By Ray From Austin
2009-12-29 02:31:29

That will probably be in the next "Saw" movie.

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