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First-Of-The-Month Quotes: No Apologies by Ray Printer Friendly

This is the space I would generally use to apologize for the scarcity of First-Of-The-Month Quotes. But screw it. I'm busy, you're busy, the people I talk to are busy. Here's the Quotes:



"I should probably detox, but there's never a good time."

"Yeah there is--after you're dead."

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"You know, you've got your toe up her cootch or whatever-"

"Your first dates go much different than mine."

"I was talking about the second date."

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"It's all symbolism. Jar Jar Binks fucks the Ewoks because George Lucas can't fuck the children."

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"You can't tell me to shut up when I'm not talking. That's against the rules."

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"I don't like it when people raise their hands in worship in commercials."

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"You want something to believe in, you put your money on the wrong bitch."

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"You're the one who'd rather fuck a bag of Skittles than an actual human being."

"Not an entire bag."


So there.


posted 9/01/09


Comments:
Entered By Karen From Indiana
2009-09-06 03:58:41

Nice segue into the quotes. I like it. Here's your goddamn quotes, take 'em or leave 'em.


Entered By Sgt. Pickle Pepper From Land of Lonely Hearts
2009-09-18 14:43:58

"Put a condom on a Vienna Sausage and try to tell me something about justice!"



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