This is the space I would generally use to apologize for the scarcity of First-Of-The-Month Quotes. But screw it. I'm busy, you're busy, the people I talk to are busy. Here's the Quotes:
"I should probably detox, but there's never a good time."
"Yeah there is--after you're dead."
"You know, you've got your toe up her cootch or whatever-"
"Your first dates go much different than mine."
"I was talking about the second date."
"It's all symbolism. Jar Jar Binks fucks the Ewoks because George Lucas can't fuck the children."
"You can't tell me to shut up when I'm not talking. That's against the rules."
"I don't like it when people raise their hands in worship in commercials."
"You want something to believe in, you put your money on the wrong bitch."
"You're the one who'd rather fuck a bag of Skittles than an actual human being."
"Not an entire bag."