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First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Slight Delay by Ray Printer Friendly

Wow.The 3rd. This is the latest I've been with the Quotes since they became official. So instead of some lengthy intro, I'll just get right to them.

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"Once someone starts shitting their organs out the ass, you start to avoid them."

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"How is it that I can't see the chalkboard she's writing on, but I can still see her pants going up her asscrack?"

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"The only thing that keeps us safe from demons is gangbangs with underage girls."

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"You haven't lived until you've had a Diet Sunkist."

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"That's the fourth test--the soft lip test is. They all line up and say, 'You have three minutes and we all have to ejaculate.'"

"Web development is a lot different than I originally thought."

"Yeah, it's a lot like truck driving."

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"I think she generally finds her love of me frustrating."

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"He started out beating up a Hare Krishna, which is pretty cool."

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"Well, dopamine is dopamine, right?"

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"I love jerking off monkeys--their cum tastes like bananas."

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"I just farted a fart that sounded just like the National Lampoon movies."

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"Can a large homosexual eat your flesh afterwards?"

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"I fuck cotton candy right before I hand it to the kids."

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"I was thinking about incest today..."

"I love the way this conversation is starting."

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"I'm a nighty-night ninja."

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"See? Fifty bucks, and you don't even need to get your butthole shredded."

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"You have to exit your 20s after a decade or you'd never make it out alive."

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"Wrap your lips around a big ole bottle of penis."

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"I tried to talk to the guy about it, but I gathered he was a moron."

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"I tried to read your website, but it was nothing but sticking things in the butt."

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"You don't get anything when you kiss the ass of a people who respect nothing but fear."

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So, yep, there you go. First-Of-The-Month Quotes...on the third.


Comments:
Entered By Comicbook Guy From My mother's basement
2009-07-06 01:48:36

Worst FOTM everrr.



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