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Thank You, Julia Dales by Ray Printer Friendly

There are a lot of things in life that I need more of. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Dollars. Elastic pants.

You know what I don't need? Another fetish. But while sitting around at my computer today, I came across this video:


When I picture Greek Goddesses, this is what they are doing.


Now, look, I think we all know that I'm a shallow person. So just by being attractive, you win points with me. Show up ugly, and you're fighting an uphill battle. Throw beatboxing into the mix, and you're instantly elevated to badass level.

Here's the thing about beatboxing--the dudes who do it, they aren't generally what you'd call attractive. I'm not saying that all of them are ugly, or anything, don't get me wrong. But a lot of them are ugly. Or at least kinda dorky-looking. A lot.

And that's fine, because it isn't really fair to be attractive and also be a beatbox genius. That's like being able to breakdance and also have a huge dick. It just isn't right.

But suddenly, you have this pretty girl beatboxing the shit outta things. So I Googled it, and found other videos of female beatboxers. You know how many unattractive ones I found? One. Out of like twenty.

Needless to say, my world was shaken.

So now I have to try to figure out a way to work this into the bedroom, and in the scenario in my head, it's not going well:

"Hey baby, can we try something different in the bedroom tonight?"

"Absolutely not. Last time I agreed to that, we had to repaint the ceiling."

"This isn't like that, I swear."

"What is it, then?"

"Can you just like, go, 'puuh chick-i-chick, puh chick-i-shick, pdddd, chick-re-it re-it, ruh-it!'"

"No."

"Ask me what I'm gonna do with all that junk, then."

"You're sleeping on the couch again tonight."

"Rats."

So, yeah, thanks, there, Julia. Like I needed another week on the couch.



BEATBOX BONUS

His skillz make him sexy.

This is Daichi, and I sort of hate him for being so awesome. If I even attempted this shit, I'd probably end up choking on my teeth and dying. Or coughing up a testicle or something. Whatever happened, it would be unpleasant.


posted 5/14/09


Comments:
Entered By Trey From Cowtown
2009-05-15 04:38:03

Came across this video a while back. Some french guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_NI_S9C57g


Entered By Ray From Austin
2009-05-15 04:58:23

French people don't count. But that totally proves my point about guy beatboxers.


Entered By Karen From Indiana
2009-05-22 02:17:12

Those are crazy! And good. It's hilarious how that Julia chick keeps one hand casually behind her head, and how neither of them make "faces" while they do that. I'm sure while I was choking on my teeth while attempting this, I'd also look like a complete idiot.



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