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Wisdom From The Trenches by Charlie Mine Printer Friendly

"If she were human, she'd be like, this thirty-somethin' white trash bitch, livin' in a trailer with a buncha kids, and seein' UFOs, and shit."

"Four hours later, I was pretty sure I'd learned the proper way to connect two extension cords. Now tomorrow we get to learn how to walk across the floor without falling into a vat of acid."

"This place is busier than the fuckin' Keebler Elf Factory!"

"Hang on a sec. Gotta put my good ear up to my head."


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