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Bad Haiku In Under A Minute by Ray Printer Friendly

It's stupid, I know,

But sometimes, I really wish

I were a squirrel.


Me as a monkey:

I wouldn't ever jerk off.

Just to fuck with you.


Me as a person:

I lied �bout the monkey thing;

I�d for sure jerk off.


Love lives as a thought,

Dies harsh and cold as logic,

But in theory: Nice.


Hello there, bedtime.

You�re here early tonight, yeah?

No? Guess I�m drunk then.


Comments:
Entered By ricky From way up here
2009-05-24 03:06:02

I, officially, will read anything.



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