So it's April. Like you didn't know. I find April interesting mostly because it's the beginning of the name-after months. You know, April, May, June--these are things unimaginative people can name their kids, and for some reason, it's acceptable.
You get out of range, though, you're just ruining your little girl's life. I've known some chicks named September, one named October, and two named December. You know what their profession was? One guess, kids, and if it's anything other than "stripper," you're just being ignorant.
I know this is generally where I talk about what is in store for this site over the next month, but how the hell do I know?
Anyway, I'm not really too excited about this month, although I understand how some people would be. It's kind of like, "Hey, spring is here, hooray!" Spring got to Austin around January 10th, so excuse me if I don't get excited about the month where things start getting balls-hot.
There's also Easter, and about a billion Jewish holidays that I don't understand at all. Or is it Catholic? I don't know. I think there's something about eating fish in there, somewhere. Or not eating fish. Look, I know they have Cadbury eggs, isn't that enough?
The important thing is that it's April. And even that doesn't seem all that important, now that I think about it. The truly important thing is the Cadbury Creme Eggs. Hooray!