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Health/Site Update by Ray Printer Friendly

I'm feeling much better, and I wanted to write a post for you tonight, but I had to get caught up on all the shit that plowed over me while I was sick. Cleaning up the house, bathing, homework--that kind of thing. So no real post tonight, but tune in soon, because I swear, I do still fancy myself a writer, and I will be back.

Right now, though, it's past midnight, and I have an early class. Plus, I'm tired of sitting in front of this computer. It used to be my friend, until I started using it for school stuff, and now it's like the guy in third grade who was all nice to you to your face, but once you walked away, he laughed at you and called you names to his real friends. Things like "Fatterson Von FatAss" and "Wideload McHugeass" and "that fat smelly bastard who won't leave me alone." And one day you tearfully confront him, and he tells you that he only played guns with you because his mom made him, and really he wished you would lose your balance (because you're so fat) and fall down and break your fat, fat neck, just so he would never have to have your greasy fingers touching his Legos ever again.

We all had friends like that, right?

You didn't?

Well, um...me neither, then. I was the star of t-ball and shit. Everybody wanted to be my friend. No, i'm not crying--I just have something in my eye. Shut up.

Anyway, I'll be back soon with a real post.


Comments:
Entered By Leslie From Texas
2008-11-24 17:38:31

Glad you're feeling better. Now when Mom calls and asks if I've heard from you and if you're doing okay, I can tell her you are. Although I might tell her you're still having recurring bouts of diarrhea, you know, just for fun.


Entered By Ray From Austin
2008-11-24 22:22:18

You're a champ.


Entered By Diane From NH
2008-11-25 02:16:57

Glad you're feeling better. Just in time for a bout of Salmonella at Thanksgiving! Wo-HOO!


Entered By Ray From Austin
2008-11-26 05:48:56

If I get sick again before the end of the year, I'm just going to have to shoot myself in the face. I have it all planned: I'll go to the mall, and sit on Santa's lap, right in front of all the children. And then BANG! They all get nightmares for Christmas.



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