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Too Late by Ray Printer Friendly

One thirty in the morning, I just finished up my most recent school project. In all fairness, I got sidetracked a little. Nothing major, but apparently enough to make it to where I didn't get finished with my homework until 1:30 a.m. Late enough for me to check out the new deal on Shirt Woot.

Anyway, this isn't supposed to be a post with words, really. If it was, though, you can be damn sure that I'd be bitching about how tomorrow (today?) is my anniversary and instead of spending it with my beautiful princess, I'll be spending it sitting in a class with a she-male lookalike who gets on my nerves like priests get on choir boys.

So I'm going to bed. But before I do, I wanted to show you something. This isn't exactly a school project, but it was close. We had to take a picture of an object at different times of the day, then find pictures on the internet that had the same lighting. I'm probably not explaining this right, but I don't care. I've been having some of the craziest, most screwed up dreams lately, and I'm actually looking forward to going to bed. Which means that I don't care to waste the time sitting around describing boring-ass school projects.

The important thing is this:

That would be Storm Shadow from G.I. Joe fighting a squirrel in a Mortal Kombat environment. And the squirrel has laser beam eyes.

Look, I know it isn't the most professional-looking thing ever, but it's pretty freakin' cool, right? Did you wake up this morning suspecting you would see something like this? I'm guessing not.

If so, you have bigger wiring issues in your head than I do, and I really want to see what you do with Photoshop.

posted 11/11/08

Entered By Karen From Indiana
2008-11-11 18:19:45

Happy Anniversary! I think I stopped by here around last year's anniversary. You were in severe pain, and writing about that. I think. Have I really stuck around for a year? Oh god. I need to get a life. Anyway, I hope your wife has a great day, and that you and "she-male" enjoy your time together in class.

Entered By Ray From Austin
2008-11-12 12:11:34

That sounds about right. The part about me writing about being in pain last year at this time, I mean. And the part about you needing to get a life.

Entered By Anonymous From Unknown
2008-11-12 14:34:07

Finish him!

Entered By Ray From Austin
2008-11-12 22:27:51

Incidentally, I showed this picture to the people in one of my classes, and this one girl freaked out. Apparently, she is...squirrel-phobic. She had an incident at some point in her life, but wouldn't tell us about it because she was about to start crying. It was hilarious.

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