I've been meaning to write this post for a while, but I keep putting it off. Which is weird, because there's really not much writing involved at all. It's just a bunch of shit that makes me laugh.
This first one isnít really all that funnyóI mean, curse words are great and all, but they donít really make me laugh. But two things about this video got it on this list. 1) The guy dancing at the 37 second mark. 2) Iíd do both of those chicks at the 41 second mark, just because I like their hair. Oh, and then at the 1:08 mark, there are the guys dancing around in suits. I donít know what it is, but I guess I find people dressed up in suits and dancing stupid hilarious. Seriously, that guy at the 37 mark, he makes me want to buy a suit and start making internet videos. I donít know, I have issues.
This next one is the trailer for Pineapple Express. Yeah, the movie came out a while back, but like I said, Iíve been meaning to write this for a while. The whole thing is pretty damn funny, but what actually made me laugh like a maniac is the part at the very end (2:37) where the guy has his thumb sticking out his zipper. ďHey look, itís like my thumb is my cock.Ē I have a particular soft spot for this part because the dude looks, sounds, and laughs like a friend I had in high school that used to crack me up. But then he started dating a fuckiní Baptist, and it all went bad. Anyway, this video also gets bonus points for introducing me to the song Paper Planes. Sure, it has gotten popular since then, so they play it on the radio every five minutes, but when I first heard it back in February, it was like a handjob for my ears.
This next guy gets more points for being clever than for being downright funny. Mostly, I admire his ability to wear a tie-dyed t-shirt. Incidentally, this guy just got picked up by Judd Apatow (the guy who did Pineapple Express) for something or another. Some comedy thing. I donít remember the storyóif youíre so damn interested, Google that shut yourself.
Okay, this one isnít really funny at all, but since I was looking for shit on YouTube anyway, I figured I might as well post it. Itís a catchy little tune, I think. Nothing like walking around all day singing a commercial for a scam like freecreditreport.comóchicks totally dig that. Just for the record, I do not endorse this service at all. Itís not actually free, from what I understand. You really want a free credit report, you should read up about it at The Consumerist.
So what the hell, right? This is supposed to be a list of shit that makes me laugh, but Iím not putting funny stuff up? Just chill the hell out. Hereís something funny:
These next two are more stupid than funny. I mean, theyíre funny in a see-this-is-why-I-want-to-burn-down-the-world kind of way, I suppose. I would like to think that whoever made them was just trying to be funny, but itís probably real. Listen to the accent. Iíve known too many trailer people to think itís fake.
All right, Iím gonna wrap it up. Not because thatís all the funny shit I know of, but because I canít really remember any more at the moment. Plus, I have no idea what embedding this much shit will do to our poor site. But before I go, hereís a video of a cat. Iím not one of those people who think videos of kitties is cuteócatsíre only a step or two above children on the things-I-detest scale. But this one cracked me up. Unfortunately, I saw it during one of my classes and got called out by a teacher. Fuckiní cats, man.
Entered By KarenFrom Indiana 2008-09-28 05:08:02
"He was injured. Injured bad." I loved that video! And that cat one is hilarious. I love cats, and unlike children, you can leave them with bowls of food and water for DAYS, and they're fine.
Entered By RayFrom Austin 2008-09-28 15:19:21
You can't just leave kids with bowls of food and water? This parenthood bullshit is sounding worse all the time. Next you'll be telling me no shock collars.
Entered By TreyFrom Cowtown 2008-09-28 15:24:20
Good lord. Postings of kitties. Should I just pull the plug now? "The Strangelands: Good hard fun for the AARP". Maybe I should put up some stool softner ads...
Entered By RayFrom Austin 2008-09-29 00:49:42
Although I detest your allegations that I'm becoming an old lady, stool softener ads are never a bad idea.