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I mentioned at the first of the month that rik and I did a little recording. I think I have something like two hours of audio to work through. I've gone through about twenty minutes of it, and I've come up with about three minutes worth of shit that you might be interested in.

This first part probably isn't anything you'll want to hear, honestly, but it's the introduction, so I felt obligated to post it:

This next part is a little more enjoyable, if you enjoy filthy language, crudity and sexism. And who doesn't, really?

I'm not even going to waste time thinking up anything clever for this next one.

Cheese vs. Whipped Cream. I don't know, man. The only excuse I can come up with is that I've done a lot of really horrible things to my brain over the years.

Stewart vs. Colbert. I could fall back on the old "done horrible things to my brain" excuse again, but come on--you know you want to do 'em, too.

So anyway, that's what passes for a podcast around here. It's not really a podcast at all,I know. But I don't really care, either. I've spent a lot of time listening to podcasts, and they're usually really fucking boring, unless they play music. Playing music requires all kinds of licenses and agreements and shit, though, so we don't get to do that. Which means you're stuck with 30-second sound bytes packed full of nastiness. Don't act like you don't like it.

posted 9/06/08

Entered By Karen From Indiana
2008-09-07 16:10:03

I keep starting to comment on posts this month, then don't, for whatever reason - usually because my comment seems lame (shut it, Ray), or I'm not all that invested in whatever it is I'm saying. As for the audio, I like how they're broken up into snippets. rik has a nice voice. Ray, you don't sound quite as badass as you look in the couple of pics you've posted. I'm trying Twitter, which seems like a waste of time but has a huge following. For the unaware, you have 140 characters in which to describe what you're doing at any moment in time. Some guy wrote: "New rule just pronounced in my house: No masturbating in the kitchen." and I immediately thought of you, Ray.

Entered By Ray From Austin
2008-09-07 17:02:31

I'd never agree to that rule.

Entered By Ray From Austin
2008-09-07 17:06:05

When I was uploading this audio, I saw that I had my Twitter sidebar thing on the Podbean page (Podbean's where I load the audio, in case anyone's curious). My last Twitter post was 130 days ago. I just don't have that much not to say, I guess. You should give us your username so we can Twitter-stalk you.

Entered By Karen From Indiana
2008-09-08 00:04:57

That guy (with the new rule) has kids. You know how parents always say the sacrifice is worth it when it comes to having kids? You make the call... And yeah, I could see losing interest in Twitter. Out myself to the Strangelanders? I'm not sure that's a good idea.

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