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Ray: I learned a new word today.

rik: What is it?

Ray: Frottage. Google image that shit.

rik: I refuse. I just got out of the shower and I bet it will make me feel dirty again.

Ray: Candy ass.

rik: Iím guessing what you really meant was sweet ass.

Ray: Youíll take anything as a compliment.

rik: Iím telling youóstep into my world sometime. Itís quite lovely.

Ray: I donít want to live in a world without reacharounds or airtight or countless other deviances.

rik: Your reasoning disturbs me.

So just tell me what it is.

Ray: Never!

rik: Just do it weenie.

Ray: If I had a dime for every time a girl told me that!

rik: Ten whole cents, huh?

Ray: How many cents are in a dime?

rik: Ten. Why are you fucking with me?

Ray: Yep, a dime then. Fucking with you is what I do.

rik: Oh. Cuz I had to think about it 3 times when you asked. It freaked me out.

Ray: And Iím the one with issues?

rik: Yes. Iím glad you finally accept that.

Ray: Iíll catch you on fire! Suck pee, sinner!

rik: Goodness.

Ray: Depends on your definition of good, I guess.

rik: Alright, I Googled it. Why do you do this to me?

Ray: Because itís hilarious.


Another text conversation with another friend

Ray: You up?

Yup. But give me twenty minutes

Ray: Why does it take so long to fuck a dog so small?

The foreplay

Ray: You win


posted 5/16/08


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